Police Wala Or Fauji Ek Saath Train Me Safar Kar Rahe The.
Policewale Ne Time Pass Ke Liye Fauji Se Puchha
Policewala: “Ap Chutti Pe Ja Rahe Hai?”
Fauji: “Han Biwi Ki Delivery Hai, Isliye”
Policewala: “Ohh Achha, Kitne Din Baad Ghar Ja Rahe Ho?”
Fauji: “2 Saal Baad.”
Policewala Uska Majaak Udate Hue : “Phir To Hone Wala Bacha Pakka Haram Ka Hoga”
Fauji Ne Bade Pyar Se Jawab Diya: “Mujhe Konsa Ghar Rakhna Hai Police Me Bharti Kar Doon Ga“
Dil Jawan Hai To Jahan Hai
Two very fast friends were equally fond of the game of Cricket. Day in and day out, they only played Cricket. All their talks and discussions revolved around Cricket only.
One day, one of them said to other, "What if we die? What if they don't play cricket in heaven? What will we do there in that case?"
They decided to promise each other that whosoever among them dies first will come back and tell the other if they play cricket in heaven too.
Unfortunately, one fine day, one of them dies in an accident and the other one cries a lot for his dead friend. Having been very tired after such a long crying, he goes fast asleep at night.
While in deep sleep, he goes into his dreams. Soon, he can hear a loud,"knock, knock, knock........". Startled, he gets up in his dream to find his dead friend standing before him.
Before anything else, he asks him the first question, "do they play cricket in heaven?What's the news?"
His dead friend answers, "I have 2 sets of news for you, one very good and the other, very bad. Tell me, which one shall I tell you first?"
Continuing, he says, "alright, I will first tell you the good news and the good news is that they play lot of cricket up there. In fact, Yamraj is the wicket-keeper and Chitragupt the Umpire. Whole day, we just play cricket."
His friend is very impressed and says, "that's very good news. And what is the bad one?"
Looking sullen, his dead friend replies, "and the bad news is that you are going to be the Opening batsman in tomorrow's match."
Don't just go by my Name
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