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Krazy Yuppie · 09-07-12

A man jumped into the river and never came back.
Another man jumped, he also did not return.

Santa's conclusion: man is soluble in water

Krazy Yuppie · 09-07-12

Teacher: What is the axis of the Earth?
Santa: The axis of the Earth is an imaginary line which passes from one pole to the other, and on which the Earth revolves.
Teacher: Very good. Now, could you hang clothes on that line?
Santa: Yes, sir.
Teacher: Indeed, and what sort of clothes?
Santa: Imaginary clothes, sir.

Krazy Yuppie · 09-07-12

Santa:Papa aaj meri Girl4nd ki birhday he. Use kya du..?
Papa: Dekhne me kaisi hai?
Santa:Mast hai..
Papa:Mera number de de!

Krazy Yuppie · 09-07-12

Santa was going to school and saw one girl and boy kissing each other and he told.
Mum look these boy and girl is fighting for chewing gum.

Krazy Yuppie · 09-07-12

Santa enters a store that sell curtains.

He tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains."

The salesman assured him that they had a large selection of pink curtains. He showed him several patterns, but Santa seemed to be having a hard time choosing.

Finally, he selects a lovely pink floral print.

The salesman asked what size curtains he needed.

Santa replies, "Fifteen inches."

"Fifteen inches?" asked the salesman. "That sounds very small, what room are they for?"

Santa tells him that they aren't for a room, they are for his computer monitor.

The surprised salesman replies, "But, sir, computers do not have curtains!"

Santa says, "Hellllooooooooo........I've got Windows!"

Krazy Yuppie · 09-07-12

Delhi ke ek private school ke students zoo main:
"Wow.............. monkey is sleeping............... don't disturb him......let him sleep........... so cute...."

Haryana ke ek Government School ke students zoo mein"
" Wo dekh, kaise so raha hai, maar iss ko ek pathar"

**MANOJa** · 09-07-12

**fritolay_ps** · 09-07-12

खबर- यूरो कप में स्पेन ने इटली को हरा दिया।
भारत की प्रतिक्रिया- पीएमओ और 10 जनपथ में 2 मिनट का मौन रखा गया।

भारतीय क्रिकेट टीम और मनमोहन सिंह में क्या समानता है?
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दोनों के कोच विदेशी हैं!!!

आखिरकार गांधीजी के तीन बिछड़े बंदरों का पता मिल ही गया...

1. करुणानिधि
(जिन्हें कुछ दिखता नहीं)

2. ममता
(जो कुछ सुनतीं नहीं)

3. मनमोहन
(जो कुछ बोलते नहीं)

**MANOJa** · 09-07-12

**amit001** · 09-07-12

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Krazy Yuppie Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Bharat Posts: 1,359 Likes Received: 1188 Likes Given: 1599 My Mood:	Teacher: What is the axis of the Earth? Santa: The axis of the Earth is an imaginary line which passes from one pole to the other, and on which the Earth revolves. Teacher: Very good. Now, could you hang clothes on that line? Santa: Yes, sir. Teacher: Indeed, and what sort of clothes? Santa: Imaginary clothes, sir.

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Krazy Yuppie Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Bharat Posts: 1,359 Likes Received: 1188 Likes Given: 1599 My Mood:	Santa enters a store that sell curtains. He tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains." The salesman assured him that they had a large selection of pink curtains. He showed him several patterns, but Santa seemed to be having a hard time choosing. Finally, he selects a lovely pink floral print. The salesman asked what size curtains he needed. Santa replies, "Fifteen inches." "Fifteen inches?" asked the salesman. "That sounds very small, what room are they for?" Santa tells him that they aren't for a room, they are for his computer monitor. The surprised salesman replies, "But, sir, computers do not have curtains!" Santa says, "Hellllooooooooo........I've got Windows!"

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Krazy Yuppie Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Bharat Posts: 1,359 Likes Received: 1188 Likes Given: 1599 My Mood:	Delhi ke ek private school ke students zoo main: "Wow.............. monkey is sleeping............... don't disturb him......let him sleep........... so cute...." Haryana ke ek Government School ke students zoo mein" " Wo dekh, kaise so raha hai, maar iss ko ek pathar"

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