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Krazy Yuppie · 24-07-12

kool

Krazy Yuppie · 24-07-12

l0l

Krazy Yuppie · 24-07-12

Baap: Sharab, Cigarate Aur Ladkiya Yeh Sab Tumhari Jaan Ke Dushman Hain Beta..

Beta: Jo Aadmi Apne Dushmano Se Bhaag Jaaye.. Woh Mard Nahin Hota Papa..!

Krazy Yuppie · 24-07-12

A lady lost her new imported panties in the house..

angry , she asked her husband if he'd seen them.

husband asked the maid.. maid replied, saab aapko to maloom hai, main chaddi nahin pahenti

kuniks · 24-07-12

santa Ne Delhi Se Apni Wife Ko Chandigarh Phone Kiya To Naukar Ne Phone Uthaya.

Santa: “Madam Se Baat Karvao Meri”

Naukar: “Wo To Sahab Ke Saath Room Mein So Rahi Hai”

Santa: “Par Saab To Main Hoon”

Naukar: “To Fir Mein Kya Karoo”

Santa: “Dono Ko Jaake Goli Maar De”

After Killing

Naukar: “Laasho Ka Kya Karu?”

Santa: Ghar Ke Piche Jo Swimming Pool Hai Usmein Laashein Fenk Ke Bhaag Ja”

Naukar: “Par Hamare Ghar Mein To Swimmingpool Hai Hi Nahi”

Santa: “Oh Tuhadi Pen Di, Eh Taan Wrong Number Si“

Krazy Yuppie · 24-07-12

Ek Medical Rep Suhaag Raat Ko Biwi Ke Saath Kar Raha Tha.

Biwi: “Yeh Tumhara Apna Hi Hai Na?”

Medical Rep: “Kya Matlab”

Biwi: “Medical Rep Ke Paas Aksar Sample Hi Hote Hai Na“

Krazy Yuppie · 24-07-12

Naukrani Apna Sara Samaan Pack Karke
Apne Ghar Jaa Rahi Thi,
Jate Hue Apni Maalkin Se Mili Aur Boli.
Naukrani: “Malkin Main Gaanv Jaa Rahi
Hun, Main Pregnent Hoon”
Malkin: “Mubarak Ho, Klawati”
Naukrani: “Sahab Ko Bol Dena, Ke Unka
Nasbandi Ka Opration Sahi Nahi Hua“

Krazy Yuppie · 24-07-12

Jaisa Ki Aap Sab Jante Hai Ki Pappu Hai To Maha-Shaitan, Hamesha Ulta Sidha Sochta Rahta Hai

Ek Din Usne Class Mein Aayi Ek Pataka Madam Se Sawal Puchha

Pappu: “Madam Ji, Jaise India Ko Ind Aur Pakistan Ko Pak Kahte Hai, To Brazil Ko Kya Kahenge?”

Bechari Madam Ab Kya Jawab Deti

Krazy Yuppie · 24-07-12

Teacher Education Ke Period Mein
Bachho Ko Samjha Raha Thha.
Teacher: “S++ Ke Time Condom Use Karne
Se Safety Rahti Hai Aur Enjoyment Mein
Fark Nahi Padta. ”
Ek Ladki Jisne Pahle S++ Kiya Hua Thha,
Ye Sun Kar Boli.
Ladki: “Mam, Polytheen Mein Rasgulla Daal
Ke Chooso, Pata Chal Jayega Ki Farak
Padta Hai Ya Nahi?“

negreality · 24-07-12

Whenever I hear about Behan Mayawati, I always think that something is missing between Behan & Mayawati.

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Krazy Yuppie Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Bharat Posts: 1,342 Likes Received: 1182 Likes Given: 1599 My Mood:	Baap: Sharab, Cigarate Aur Ladkiya Yeh Sab Tumhari Jaan Ke Dushman Hain Beta.. Beta: Jo Aadmi Apne Dushmano Se Bhaag Jaaye.. Woh Mard Nahin Hota Papa..!

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kuniks New Member Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 23 Likes Received: 7 Likes Given: 56 My Mood:	santa Ne Delhi Se Apni Wife Ko Chandigarh Phone Kiya To Naukar Ne Phone Uthaya. Santa: “Madam Se Baat Karvao Meri” Naukar: “Wo To Sahab Ke Saath Room Mein So Rahi Hai” Santa: “Par Saab To Main Hoon” Naukar: “To Fir Mein Kya Karoo” Santa: “Dono Ko Jaake Goli Maar De” After Killing Naukar: “Laasho Ka Kya Karu?” Santa: Ghar Ke Piche Jo Swimming Pool Hai Usmein Laashein Fenk Ke Bhaag Ja” Naukar: “Par Hamare Ghar Mein To Swimmingpool Hai Hi Nahi” Santa: “Oh Tuhadi Pen Di, Eh Taan Wrong Number Si“

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Krazy Yuppie Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Bharat Posts: 1,342 Likes Received: 1182 Likes Given: 1599 My Mood:	Ek Medical Rep Suhaag Raat Ko Biwi Ke Saath Kar Raha Tha. Biwi: “Yeh Tumhara Apna Hi Hai Na?” Medical Rep: “Kya Matlab” Biwi: “Medical Rep Ke Paas Aksar Sample Hi Hote Hai Na“

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Krazy Yuppie Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Bharat Posts: 1,342 Likes Received: 1182 Likes Given: 1599 My Mood:	Naukrani Apna Sara Samaan Pack Karke Apne Ghar Jaa Rahi Thi, Jate Hue Apni Maalkin Se Mili Aur Boli. Naukrani: “Malkin Main Gaanv Jaa Rahi Hun, Main Pregnent Hoon” Malkin: “Mubarak Ho, Klawati” Naukrani: “Sahab Ko Bol Dena, Ke Unka Nasbandi Ka Opration Sahi Nahi Hua“

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Krazy Yuppie Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Bharat Posts: 1,342 Likes Received: 1182 Likes Given: 1599 My Mood:	Jaisa Ki Aap Sab Jante Hai Ki Pappu Hai To Maha-Shaitan, Hamesha Ulta Sidha Sochta Rahta Hai Ek Din Usne Class Mein Aayi Ek Pataka Madam Se Sawal Puchha Pappu: “Madam Ji, Jaise India Ko Ind Aur Pakistan Ko Pak Kahte Hai, To Brazil Ko Kya Kahenge?” Bechari Madam Ab Kya Jawab Deti

24-07-12	#4529
Krazy Yuppie Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Bharat Posts: 1,342 Likes Received: 1182 Likes Given: 1599 My Mood:	Teacher Education Ke Period Mein Bachho Ko Samjha Raha Thha. Teacher: “S++ Ke Time Condom Use Karne Se Safety Rahti Hai Aur Enjoyment Mein Fark Nahi Padta. ” Ek Ladki Jisne Pahle S++ Kiya Hua Thha, Ye Sun Kar Boli. Ladki: “Mam, Polytheen Mein Rasgulla Daal Ke Chooso, Pata Chal Jayega Ki Farak Padta Hai Ya Nahi?“

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negreality New Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 43 Likes Received: 1 Likes Given: 4	Whenever I hear about Behan Mayawati, I always think that something is missing between Behan & Mayawati.