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**MANOJa** · 05-08-12

Krazy Yuppie · 05-08-12

Santa joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the
computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Santa : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

Krazy Yuppie · 05-08-12

Santa : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
Santa : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaari gaadi
petrol se start hoti hai.

Krazy Yuppie · 05-08-12

Teacher to New Student - What is your Name ?
Student - Sir My Name is HOLLA!
Teacher - Whats type of name is this ?
Student - Sir I was born on Holi so my parents take my Name "HOLLA".
Teacher - Shukar hai tu "Lohdi" ke din Paida Nahi hua tha!!

rakesh_sahu · 05-08-12

Bahut sahee....
End mein wahee banta jo pahle se decided hota hai...

Politicians also work in similar way.....

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Originally Posted by MANOJa

Krazy Yuppie · 05-08-12

The rescue squad was called to the home of an elderly couple for
an apparent heart attack the gentleman had.
When the squad got there is was too late and the man had died.

While consoling the wife one of the rescuers noticed that the bed was a mess. He asked the lady what symptoms the man had suffered and if anything had precipitated the heart attack.

The lady replied, "Well, we were in the bed making love and he started moaning, groaning, thrashing about the bed, panting, and sweating.

I thought he was coming, but I guess he was going."

Krazy Yuppie · 05-08-12

Impotent Loser: A guy who can't even get his hopes up.

hitender · 05-08-12

International Beer Day.. And Friendship Day.. What a coincidence.. !!
Where there is Beer, there is Friendship.. :P
Keep Boozing, keep rolling the friendship..

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planner · 05-08-12

Ekdam sahi

planner · 05-08-12

Zebras in diffi

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Krazy Yuppie Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Bharat Posts: 1,357 Likes Received: 1184 Likes Given: 1599 My Mood:	Santa Banta Santa joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening. Santa : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright. __________________ Dil Jawan Hai To Jahan Hai

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Krazy Yuppie Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Bharat Posts: 1,357 Likes Received: 1184 Likes Given: 1599 My Mood:	Santa and his car Santa : What is the name of your car ? Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T". Santa : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaari gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.

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Krazy Yuppie Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Bharat Posts: 1,357 Likes Received: 1184 Likes Given: 1599 My Mood:	Teacher to New Student - What is your Name ? Student - Sir My Name is HOLLA! Teacher - Whats type of name is this ? Student - Sir I was born on Holi so my parents take my Name "HOLLA". Teacher - Shukar hai tu "Lohdi" ke din Paida Nahi hua tha!! NG2012 likes this.

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Krazy Yuppie Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Bharat Posts: 1,357 Likes Received: 1184 Likes Given: 1599 My Mood:	Definition Impotent Loser: A guy who can't even get his hopes up.

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Krazy Yuppie Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Bharat Posts: 1,357 Likes Received: 1184 Likes Given: 1599 My Mood:	The rescue squad was called to the home of an elderly couple for an apparent heart attack the gentleman had. When the squad got there is was too late and the man had died. While consoling the wife one of the rescuers noticed that the bed was a mess. He asked the lady what symptoms the man had suffered and if anything had precipitated the heart attack. The lady replied, "Well, we were in the bed making love and he started moaning, groaning, thrashing about the bed, panting, and sweating. I thought he was coming, but I guess he was going."

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hitender Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: NewDelhi Posts: 331 Likes Received: 211 Likes Given: 43 My Mood:	International Beer Day.. And Friendship Day.. What a coincidence.. !! Where there is Beer, there is Friendship.. :P Keep Boozing, keep rolling the friendship..

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