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Krazy Yuppie · 08-08-12

लड़की चार लड़को के साथ होटल में प्यार करने के बाद!
लड़की: अब मुझे चलना चाहिये!
लड़का: कुछ देर और रुक जाओ!
लड़की: और नहीं रुक सकती जानू !!!!!पापा बिना वजह शक करते रहते हैं!

Krazy Yuppie · 08-08-12

Ek baccha bitch sadak pe potty kar raha tha:-D
.
Tabhi waha se gujarte police wala ne dekh liya
.
aur bacche ko darate huy bola chal mere sath

police station
.
Police wala bache ko le jane laga tabi piche se
dusra bacha chilaaya.

Aye watan ke rakhwale,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
suboot to utha le !

Krazy Yuppie · 08-08-12

Santa picked up his wife Jeeto and their new baby from the hospital and brought them home.

It was not long before Jeeto suggested that Santa try his hand at changing a diaper.

“I’m busy,” he said. “I promise I’ll do the next one.”

The next time soon came around, so Jeeto asked him again.

Santa looked at Jeeto and said innocently, “I didn’t mean the next diaper, I meant the next baby.”

Krazy Yuppie · 08-08-12

Rich man to poor man: Arey ye to batao s** maza hai ya mehnat?

Poor man: Sahab maza hi hoga mehnat hoti to ye bhi aap humse karwate.

**amit001** · 09-08-12

Hoenga Hoenga aane waale saalon main san hoenga

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Originally Posted by planner

when our name will be here??????????????????????????????????/

Krazy Yuppie · 09-08-12

lol

Krazy Yuppie · 09-08-12

l0l

planner · 09-08-12

Murga

planner · 09-08-12

Info

Krazy Yuppie · 09-08-12

kkk

08-08-12	#4861
Krazy Yuppie Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Bharat Posts: 1,325 Likes Received: 1180 Likes Given: 1599 My Mood:	लड़की चार लड़को के साथ होटल में प्यार करने के बाद! लड़की: अब मुझे चलना चाहिये! लड़का: कुछ देर और रुक जाओ! लड़की: और नहीं रुक सकती जानू !!!!!पापा बिना वजह शक करते रहते हैं! fritolay_ps likes this. __________________ Dil Jawan Hai To Jahan Hai

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08-08-12	#4862
Krazy Yuppie Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Bharat Posts: 1,325 Likes Received: 1180 Likes Given: 1599 My Mood:	Ek baccha bitch sadak pe potty kar raha tha:-D . Tabhi waha se gujarte police wala ne dekh liya . aur bacche ko darate huy bola chal mere sath police station . Police wala bache ko le jane laga tabi piche se dusra bacha chilaaya. Aye watan ke rakhwale,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, suboot to utha le !

08-08-12	#4863
Krazy Yuppie Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Bharat Posts: 1,325 Likes Received: 1180 Likes Given: 1599 My Mood:	Santa picked up his wife Jeeto and their new baby from the hospital and brought them home. It was not long before Jeeto suggested that Santa try his hand at changing a diaper. “I’m busy,” he said. “I promise I’ll do the next one.” The next time soon came around, so Jeeto asked him again. Santa looked at Jeeto and said innocently, “I didn’t mean the next diaper, I meant the next baby.”

08-08-12	#4864
Krazy Yuppie Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Bharat Posts: 1,325 Likes Received: 1180 Likes Given: 1599 My Mood:	Rich man to poor man: Arey ye to batao s** maza hai ya mehnat? Poor man: Sahab maza hi hoga mehnat hoti to ye bhi aap humse karwate.

09-08-12	#4870
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