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14-08-12
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Height of embarrasment
Man sitting with his wife in a bar.
Another lady walks up to his wife & says "PAISE PEHLE LE LENA, YE AADMI BAAD ME LAFDA KARTA HAI."..
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14-08-12
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#5022 |
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Boy: Tum gana bahut acha gaati ho
Girl: thanks but i'm just a bathroom singer Boy: to bulao na kabhi apne live concert pe !! |
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14-08-12
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The ambitious coach of a girls track team starts giving his squad steroids. Their performance soars, and they go on to win the county and state championships. The day before the nationals, Penelope, a 18-year-old hurdler, comes into his office.
“Coach,” she says, “I have a problem. Hair is starting to grow on my chest.“ “Oh my God!” yells the coach. “Well, how far down does it go?” “Down to my balls,” she replies, “and that’s another thing I wanted to talk to you about…" -- |
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14-08-12
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#5024 |
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Santa ka sir phat gya....
Doctor:ye kaise hua? Santa:main chappal se keel thok raha tha... Mujhe ek admi bola "Gadhe kabhi khopdi ka istemal bhi kar liya kar... |
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14-08-12
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#5025 |
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Santa English paper me fail ho gaya
Santa English paper me fail ho gaya, translation ki wajah se
1.Me ek aam admi hu. I am a mango man. 2.Mujhe english aati hai. English comes to me. 3.Mera taluq haripur hazara se hai. I belong to green pur thousanda. 4.Sadak par goliyan chal rahi hain. Tablets are walking on the road.. |
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14-08-12
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Talking about translations and by Santa...just wanna add a bit: Some one asked Santa: Translate this into English: "Vo gaya to aisa gaya ki vapis hi nahi aaya" Santa: Oye ae te bada asaan hai... "O wentya te aestra wentya ke came hi not". 
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15-08-12
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A mother of five decides to get plastic surgery so her husband can enjoy the tightness of her youth, so she shaves, cleans up, and goes to the doctor for the procedure. She wakes up to find three roses on her bed, so she asks the nurse who sent the roses.
The nurse says, “The doctor was really happy to have such a clean work area, so to show his appreciation, he sent you a rose. Then your husband came in with a rose, stating that he cannot wait to dig into that nice tight love patch.” “What about the third rose?” asks the patient. “Oh, that’s from Ed in the burn unit. He wanted to say thanks for the new ears.” |
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15-08-12
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#5028 |
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Facebook
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15-08-12
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#5029 |
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kool juggad
kppl
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15-08-12
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#5030 |
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Baluchi: Hamare raigistan mein 'khushamdid' bolo to vapis awaz aati
hai ...amdid...amdid. Pathan: khocha, hamare paharo mein 'i luv u' bolo to vapis awaz aata hai ..luv u...luv u. Punjabi: Ae keri gal hai paa ji. Saday pind di gali vich awaz maro 'teri maa di', te vapas awaz aandi hai 'teri pehn di'.. DISCLAIMER:I am not creator of these jokes.These jokes are collected from cyberspace and presented to you.If you feel these are worth to make you ponder or laugh ,please press LIKE,otherwise ignore or report to Admin. |
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