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planner · 23-08-12

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planner · 23-08-12

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rgsiyer · 23-08-12

How do you divide $750,843-00 into two equal parts without using a calculator?

dhirendrach · 23-08-12

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Originally Posted by planner

Hahahahahah

Also noticed taht wife doesn't provide food while she is angree.

Worst, she ever doesn't allow me to take food (even from hotel) while she is angree.

Really tough to handle a wife -- how people afford to have so many in gulf.

its not so difficult planner bhai. Just watch the movie " Manorama- 6 feet under".

Vinay Pathak tells her sister's hubby Abhay Deol, " Agar aurat ko aadmi kharaab mil jaata hai to vo zindgi bhar roti hai. Aur agar achchha aadmi mil jaata hai to usey zindgi bhar rulaati hai".

So just pull out the bad boy inside from the covers of decency. Plus shift the question "how 2 handle" to other side.

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planner · 23-08-12

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ManGupta · 23-08-12

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Krazy Yuppie · 23-08-12

Similarly, every proverb has an equal and an opposite proverb! There always exists two sides of the same coin.....

All good things come to those who wait.
BUT
Time and tide wait for no man.

The pen is mightier than the sword.
BUT
Actions speak louder than words.

Wise men think alike.
BUT
Fools seldom differ.

The best things in life are free things..
BUT
There's no such thing as a free lunch.

Slow and steady wins the race.
BUT
Time waits for no man.

Look before you leap.
BUT
Strike while the iron is hot.

Do it well, or not at all.
BUT
Half a loaf is better than none.

Birds of a feather flock together.
BUT
Opposites attract.

Don't cross your bridges before you come to them.
BUT
Forewarned is forearmed.

Doubt is the beginning of wisdom.
BUT
Faith will move mountains.

Great starts make great finishes.
BUT
It ain't over 'till it's over.

Practice makes perfect.
BUT
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

Silence is golden.
BUT
The squeaky wheel gets the grease.

You're never too old to learn.
BUT
You can't teach an old dog new tricks

What's good for the goose is good for the gander.
BUT
One man's food is another man's poison.

Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
BUT
Out of sight, out of mind.

Too many cooks spoil the broth.
BUT
Many hands make light work.

Hold fast to the words of your ancestors.
BUT
Wise men make proverbs and fools repeat them.

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Krazy Yuppie Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Bharat Posts: 1,357 Likes Received: 1184 Likes Given: 1599 My Mood:	Every Action has an equal and an opposite reaction. Similarly, every proverb has an equal and an opposite proverb! There always exists two sides of the same coin..... All good things come to those who wait. BUT Time and tide wait for no man. The pen is mightier than the sword. BUT Actions speak louder than words. Wise men think alike. BUT Fools seldom differ. The best things in life are free things.. BUT There's no such thing as a free lunch. Slow and steady wins the race. BUT Time waits for no man. Look before you leap. BUT Strike while the iron is hot. Do it well, or not at all. BUT Half a loaf is better than none. Birds of a feather flock together. BUT Opposites attract. Don't cross your bridges before you come to them. BUT Forewarned is forearmed. Doubt is the beginning of wisdom. BUT Faith will move mountains. Great starts make great finishes. BUT It ain't over 'till it's over. Practice makes perfect. BUT All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. Silence is golden. BUT The squeaky wheel gets the grease. You're never too old to learn. BUT You can't teach an old dog new tricks What's good for the goose is good for the gander. BUT One man's food is another man's poison. Absence makes the heart grow fonder. BUT Out of sight, out of mind. Too many cooks spoil the broth. BUT Many hands make light work. Hold fast to the words of your ancestors. BUT Wise men make proverbs and fools repeat them. Gr_Visionary, SILKYJAIN19 and sidhuRE like this. __________________ Dil Jawan Hai To Jahan Hai

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