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Krazy Yuppie · 29-09-12

A man was lying on the beach,
Sun bathing.. wearing nothing but a cap over his L...

An ugly woman passed by and remarked.

"If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your cap to wish a lady"

He replied "If you were any sort of a lady, the cap would have lifted itself!

fatichar · 29-09-12

Quote:

Originally Posted by Krazy Yuppie

lol

Aam aadmi bhi bhrasht hai bhai! Bas usko utna mauka nahi milta

Krazy Yuppie · 29-09-12

l0l

Krazy Yuppie · 29-09-12

lol

Krazy Yuppie · 29-09-12

kool

Krazy Yuppie · 29-09-12

Fdi

Krazy Yuppie · 29-09-12

After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver’s license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.

The woman said, ‘Unbutton your shirt’. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, ‘That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me’ and she processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.

She said, ‘You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too.’

And then the fight started…

Krazy Yuppie · 29-09-12

A child flying in Emirates Airlines asked his father:

"Dogs have baby dogs, cats have baby cats, why don't planes have baby
planes?" Father told him to ask the pretty air hostess and he did.

Air Hostess:"Did your father tell you to ask me that?"

Boy: yes

Air Hostess:"Well! Then tell your father that there are no baby planes,
bcoz Emirates Airlines always pulls out on time. Now let your father
explain that to you !!

Krazy Yuppie · 29-09-12

lol

**amit001** · 30-09-12

29-09-12	#6031
Krazy Yuppie Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Bharat Posts: 1,346 Likes Received: 1183 Likes Given: 1599 My Mood:	A man was lying on the beach, Sun bathing.. wearing nothing but a cap over his L... An ugly woman passed by and remarked. "If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your cap to wish a lady" He replied "If you were any sort of a lady, the cap would have lifted itself! __________________ Dil Jawan Hai To Jahan Hai

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29-09-12	#6037
Krazy Yuppie Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Bharat Posts: 1,346 Likes Received: 1183 Likes Given: 1599 My Mood:	After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver’s license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later. The woman said, ‘Unbutton your shirt’. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, ‘That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me’ and she processed my Social Security application. When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office. She said, ‘You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too.’ And then the fight started…

29-09-12	#6038
Krazy Yuppie Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Bharat Posts: 1,346 Likes Received: 1183 Likes Given: 1599 My Mood:	A child flying in Emirates Airlines asked his father: "Dogs have baby dogs, cats have baby cats, why don't planes have baby planes?" Father told him to ask the pretty air hostess and he did. Air Hostess:"Did your father tell you to ask me that?" Boy: yes Air Hostess:"Well! Then tell your father that there are no baby planes, bcoz Emirates Airlines always pulls out on time. Now let your father explain that to you !!

29-09-12	#6039
Krazy Yuppie Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Bharat Posts: 1,346 Likes Received: 1183 Likes Given: 1599 My Mood:	Bone lol Attached Images dhirendrach likes this.

30-09-12	#6040
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