Krazy Yuppie

Q. Jiske paas hota hai,

wo haath se kaam chalaate hain

Jin ke pass nahi hota

wo ungil se kaam chalate hain

bolo kya?


A. Tooth brush

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Dil Jawan Hai To Jahan Hai

Krazy Yuppie

Q: What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?

A: Both are sweet in the beginning but become tasteless and

shapeless later

Krazy Yuppie

Q: What will happen if earth rotates 30 times faster?

A: Men will get their salary everyday and women will bleed to

death.

Krazy Yuppie

Q: Why are condoms transparent?

A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their

entry is Restricted

Krazy Yuppie

Mr. Smith goes to the doctor’s office to collect his wife’s test results.

Receptionist: “I'm sorry, sir, but there has been a bit of a mix-up and we have a problem. When we sent the samples from your wife to the lab, the samples from another Mrs. Smith were sent as well, and we are now uncertain which one is your wife’s. Frankly, that’s either bad or terrible.”

Mr. Smith: “What do you mean?”

Receptionist: “Well, one Mrs. Smith has tested positive for Alzheimer disease and the other for AIDS. We can’t tell which is your wife.”

Mr. Smith: “That's terrible! Can we take the test over?”

Receptionist: “Normally, yes. But you belong to an HMO, and they won’t pay for these expensive tests more than once.”

Mr. Smith: “Well, what am I supposed to do now?”

Receptionist: “The doctor recommends that you drop your wife off in the middle of town. If she finds her way home, don’t sleep with her.”

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