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Krazy Yuppie · 03-10-12

Santa Apni Girlfriend Ke B..bs Choos Raha Tha
Girlfirned Ko Maja Aa Raha Thha Excited Hoke Boli
Girlfriend: “You Want Anything Else?”
Santa Masumiyat Se: “Agar Do Parle G Ke Biscuits Aur Mill Jate To Maja Hi Aa Jata“

Krazy Yuppie · 03-10-12

Lecturer: Which comes 1st. . . "SUN Or MOON" . . . ? ? ?

Student:Obviously MOON. . . ! ! ! !

Lecturer: How. . . ?

Student : Only after "Honey-MOON"

"SON" Will come. .

Krazy Yuppie · 03-10-12

lol

Krazy Yuppie · 03-10-12

l0l

Krazy Yuppie · 03-10-12

kool

khotasikka · 04-10-12

Twins....

khotasikka · 04-10-12

Always drink beer.

khotasikka · 04-10-12

#%

**fritolay_ps** · 04-10-12

Pick one..

Krazy Yuppie · 04-10-12

A man walked into the ladies department of Myer's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife."

"What type of bra?" asked the clerk.

"Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?"

"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, colour and material imaginable.

"Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from ."

Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied: "There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types.

Which one would you prefer?"

The man asked about the differences between them.

The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple. The Catholic type supports the masses; The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen;

The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright; The Baptist type makes mountains out of molehills."

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khotasikka Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: Middle East Posts: 649 Likes Received: 131 Likes Given: 180 My Mood:	wal-mart Twins.... Attached Images VedKapoor and vipulvg like this.

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Krazy Yuppie Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Bharat Posts: 1,357 Likes Received: 1184 Likes Given: 1599 My Mood:	Lecturer: Which comes 1st. . . "SUN Or MOON" . . . ? ? ? Student:Obviously MOON. . . ! ! ! ! Lecturer: How. . . ? Student : Only after "Honey-MOON" "SON" Will come. .

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Krazy Yuppie Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Bharat Posts: 1,357 Likes Received: 1184 Likes Given: 1599 My Mood:	A man walked into the ladies department of Myer's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife." "What type of bra?" asked the clerk. "Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?" "Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, colour and material imaginable. "Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from ." Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied: "There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?" The man asked about the differences between them. The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple. The Catholic type supports the masses; The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen; The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright; The Baptist type makes mountains out of molehills." dhirendrach, NG2012 and khotasikka like this.

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