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Krazy Yuppie · 14-10-12

Ek Teacher Ko Susu Ke Naam Se
Sakht Nafrat Thi ......
Teacher Ne Students Se Kaha
Jab Susu Aaye To Bolna :- Aap
Aaya Hai .......
Ek Din ek Student Ko POTTY Aa Rahi Thi
aur
Wo Buri Buri Shakle Bana Raha
Tha .
Teacher :- Aap Aaya Hai ?
Student :- Nahi , Aap Ka Baap Aaya Hai ......

Krazy Yuppie · 14-10-12

Husband Biwi se: Pani pila do.
.
Biwi : Kya pyaas lagi hai ???
..
..

Husband (Ghussey se)
"Nahi" kamini Gala check karna hai kahin se LEAK to nai ho raha..

Krazy Yuppie · 14-10-12

lol

hitender · 15-10-12

A husband and wife came for counseling after 15 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 15 years they had been married.

She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of un-met needs she had endured over the
course of their marriage.

Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking the wife to stand, embraced and kissed her passionately.

The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze.

The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least three times a week Can you do this?"

The husband thought for a moment and replied,.. "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Friday's, I fish!

planner · 15-10-12

Do Sharabi Raat Ko Sadak Pe Ghoom Rahe Thhe.
Ek Sharabi Ne Puchha: “Yaar Time Kya Hua Hai?”
Dusre Sharabi Ne Kuch Socha Aur Zameen Se Pathar Utha Ke Samne Ke Ghar Ki Khidki Pe De Maara.
Uper Se Gusse Mein Ek Budha Chilla Kar Bola,
Budha: “Koun Saala Raat Ke 2 Baje Pathar Fank Raha Hai“

Krazy Yuppie · 15-10-12

l0l

Krazy Yuppie · 15-10-12

;;;

Krazy Yuppie · 15-10-12

kkk

Krazy Yuppie · 15-10-12

bbb

Krazy Yuppie · 15-10-12

शादी की पहली रात पति पत्नी को ५०० रूपये दे कर बोला

हम ने ये काम कभी फ्री में नहीं कीया

पत्नी ने २०० रूपये वापस करके बोली हमने कभी ३०० से जायदा नही लिए!

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Krazy Yuppie Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Bharat Posts: 1,341 Likes Received: 1182 Likes Given: 1599 My Mood:	Ek Teacher Ko Susu Ke Naam Se Sakht Nafrat Thi ...... Teacher Ne Students Se Kaha Jab Susu Aaye To Bolna :- Aap Aaya Hai ....... Ek Din ek Student Ko POTTY Aa Rahi Thi aur Wo Buri Buri Shakle Bana Raha Tha . Teacher :- Aap Aaya Hai ? Student :- Nahi , Aap Ka Baap Aaya Hai ...... __________________ Dil Jawan Hai To Jahan Hai

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Krazy Yuppie Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Bharat Posts: 1,341 Likes Received: 1182 Likes Given: 1599 My Mood:	Husband Biwi se: Pani pila do. . Biwi : Kya pyaas lagi hai ??? .. .. Husband (Ghussey se) "Nahi" kamini Gala check karna hai kahin se LEAK to nai ho raha.. Amit Dang likes this.

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15-10-12	#6365
planner Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: Middle East Posts: 1,495 Likes Received: 734 Likes Given: 737	Do Sharabi Raat Ko Sadak Pe Ghoom Rahe Thhe. Ek Sharabi Ne Puchha: “Yaar Time Kya Hua Hai?” Dusre Sharabi Ne Kuch Socha Aur Zameen Se Pathar Utha Ke Samne Ke Ghar Ki Khidki Pe De Maara. Uper Se Gusse Mein Ek Budha Chilla Kar Bola, Budha: “Koun Saala Raat Ke 2 Baje Pathar Fank Raha Hai“ Krazy Yuppie likes this.

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hitender Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: NewDelhi Posts: 331 Likes Received: 211 Likes Given: 43 My Mood:	A husband and wife came for counseling after 15 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 15 years they had been married. She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of un-met needs she had endured over the course of their marriage. Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking the wife to stand, embraced and kissed her passionately. The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze. The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least three times a week Can you do this?" The husband thought for a moment and replied,.. "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Friday's, I fish!

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15-10-12	#6370
Krazy Yuppie Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Bharat Posts: 1,341 Likes Received: 1182 Likes Given: 1599 My Mood:	शादी की पहली रात पति पत्नी को ५०० रूपये दे कर बोला हम ने ये काम कभी फ्री में नहीं कीया पत्नी ने २०० रूपये वापस करके बोली हमने कभी ३०० से जायदा नही लिए!

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