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Krazy Yuppie · 17-10-12

Master To Chotoo Santa: Eh Dus K Hath Wich Kinian Ungliyan Hudain Ne...???

Chotoo: Sir 6 hundian Ne...

Master : Oye , Tenu Kinni Vari Dasa Hai K Kache Ch Hath Pa K Unglian Na Ginia Kar...

Krazy Yuppie · 17-10-12

A criminal broke into bed room, tied up husband & wife, kissed wife's ear & went 2 bathroom.

Husband told wife, "satisfy him or he will kill us, b strong I LOVE U"

Wife said "He didnt kiss me,He whispered in my ear that he's GAY, needs vaseline & I told him its

in the bathroom. So b strong I LOV U 2...

Krazy Yuppie · 17-10-12

Santa ko ek din office jaaney mein der ho gayee, usne bus stop jaakar dekha ki ek bus

us hi waqt bus stop chhor ke jaa rahi thi. Santa bus ke peeche peeche bhaagne laga,

aur driver ko chilla chilla kar kehne laga "arrey bus roko , bus roko". fir bhi driver ney bus

nahin roka. Par kuchh second baad santa ney bus pakar liya.

santa 2 driver oy yaar, yeh bus teri maa lagti hain??

driver nahin to !!

sardar teri behan lagti hain?

driver nahin to !!

sardar to phir teri biwi lagti hogi !!

driver arrey nahin yaar ! kyon?

sardar abbe saaley, to phir chadne kyon nahin deta??????

Krazy Yuppie · 17-10-12

Teacher:- Dog..??
.
Student-Bow Bow!
.
Teacher:- Cat ??

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Student:- Meow
.
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Teacher:- Lion ??
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Student:- Aah Aah Aah Aaah...
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Teacher: I said LION, Not 'Leone'..!

Krazy Yuppie · 17-10-12

संता सुहागरात के अगले दिन अपने पत्नी से: डार्लिंग कल रात तुम्हें ज्यादा दर्द तो नहीं हुआ?

जीतो: अब नहीं होता दर्द! दर्द तो स्कूल टाइम में हुआ करता था!

hitender · 17-10-12

The best revenge shahid kapoor can take is by marrying saif's daughter who is 19 now !

VIPG2011 · 18-10-12

Aaj ka gabbar :d:d:d:d:d

**amit001** · 18-10-12

**fritolay_ps** · 18-10-12

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planner · 18-10-12

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Originally Posted by Krazy Yuppie

संता सुहागरात के अगले दिन अपने पत्नी से: डार्लिंग कल रात तुम्हें ज्यादा दर्द तो नहीं हुआ?

जीतो: अब नहीं होता दर्द! दर्द तो स्कूल टाइम में हुआ करता था!

Wo to thik hai sir ji,
Couldn't understand -- Please elaborate.

17-10-12	#6431
Krazy Yuppie Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Bharat Posts: 1,359 Likes Received: 1188 Likes Given: 1599 My Mood:	Master To Chotoo Santa: Eh Dus K Hath Wich Kinian Ungliyan Hudain Ne...??? Chotoo: Sir 6 hundian Ne... Master : Oye , Tenu Kinni Vari Dasa Hai K Kache Ch Hath Pa K Unglian Na Ginia Kar... __________________ Dil Jawan Hai To Jahan Hai

17-10-12	#6432
Krazy Yuppie Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Bharat Posts: 1,359 Likes Received: 1188 Likes Given: 1599 My Mood:	A criminal broke into bed room, tied up husband & wife, kissed wife's ear & went 2 bathroom. Husband told wife, "satisfy him or he will kill us, b strong I LOVE U" Wife said "He didnt kiss me,He whispered in my ear that he's GAY, needs vaseline & I told him its in the bathroom. So b strong I LOV U 2... Amit Dang and Mulmule like this.

17-10-12	#6434
Krazy Yuppie Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Bharat Posts: 1,359 Likes Received: 1188 Likes Given: 1599 My Mood:	Teacher:- Dog..?? . Student-Bow Bow! . Teacher:- Cat ?? . Student:- Meow . . Teacher:- Lion ?? . . Student:- Aah Aah Aah Aaah... . . Teacher: I said LION, Not 'Leone'..! fritolay_ps likes this.

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hitender Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: NewDelhi Posts: 331 Likes Received: 211 Likes Given: 43 My Mood:	The best revenge shahid kapoor can take is by marrying saif's daughter who is 19 now ! fritolay_ps, amit001, BlessU and 3 others like this.

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17-10-12	#6433
Krazy Yuppie Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Bharat Posts: 1,359 Likes Received: 1188 Likes Given: 1599 My Mood:	Santa ko ek din office jaaney mein der ho gayee, usne bus stop jaakar dekha ki ek bus us hi waqt bus stop chhor ke jaa rahi thi. Santa bus ke peeche peeche bhaagne laga, aur driver ko chilla chilla kar kehne laga "arrey bus roko , bus roko". fir bhi driver ney bus nahin roka. Par kuchh second baad santa ney bus pakar liya. santa 2 driver oy yaar, yeh bus teri maa lagti hain?? driver nahin to !! sardar teri behan lagti hain? driver nahin to !! sardar to phir teri biwi lagti hogi !! driver arrey nahin yaar ! kyon? sardar abbe saaley, to phir chadne kyon nahin deta??????

17-10-12	#6435
Krazy Yuppie Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Bharat Posts: 1,359 Likes Received: 1188 Likes Given: 1599 My Mood:	संता सुहागरात के अगले दिन अपने पत्नी से: डार्लिंग कल रात तुम्हें ज्यादा दर्द तो नहीं हुआ? जीतो: अब नहीं होता दर्द! दर्द तो स्कूल टाइम में हुआ करता था!

18-10-12	#6438
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