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Santa India Gate pe chilla raha tha, 'Prime Minister
nikamma hai'
Delhi Police ne use pitna shuru kar diya aur bola chal thane, PM ki insult karta hai :

Santa:- Main toh England k PM ko bol raha tha

Delhi Police ne 2 thappad lagaye aur bola:- Bewkuf
banata hai,
kya hume nahi pata kahan ka PM nikamma hai !

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Ek Car ki Nilami ho rahi thi,
10 lac
20 lac
30 lac
Ek Aadmi ne Car ki khrab
halat pe gor kiya to pas
khare Aadmi se pucha :-
.
.
Is Car me esi kon si khoobi
hai k iske itna daam lag
rahe hai?
.
.
Aadmi :- Ab tak is Car k 10
hadse hue hai or har
haadse me sirf or sirf
"Biwi" ki hi Maut hui hai.
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-
Aadmi :- 40 lakh

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Four men are golfing one day. The First man steps up to tee and states boastfully "My Son is so rich that he bought his lover a house".

The second man steps up to tee and says, "Well, MY son is so rich that he bought his lover a new car".

The third man steps up and says, "My son is so wealthy that he bought his lover a whole summer home in Miami."

Finally, the fourth man goes to tee and he says, "Well, my son isn't rich and self made like yours and he's g*y, and from what I hear, despite my objections, he has 3 separate lovers and from them he just got a new house, a new car, and a summer home in Miami."

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Ek Minister Ki Biwi Bahut Hi Sunder Aur S**y Thi.
Ek Din Minister Ka Najane Kya Mood Bana Or Usne Patni Ko Bulaya Aur Puchha.

Minister: “Sach Sach Batao Tumne Hamare Sath Kitni Baar Bewafayi Ki Hai?”
Patni Kuch Soch Ke Boli: “Ji Sirf 3 Baar”
Minister Man Hi Man Mein Khush Hua Ki Chalo Itni S**y Hone Ke Baad Bhi Sirf 3 Baar Hi Bewafayi Ki, Fir Bhi Usne Pucha..

Minister: “Kab Kab”
Patni: “Ek Bar Jab Aapke Dil Ka Operation Hua Tha To Main Shehar Ke Sabse Bade Dr. Ko Manane Gayi Thhi”
Minister: “Hmm”
Patni: “Agli Bar Jab Aap Jail Mein Band The Aur Rihayi Ke Koi Chances Na The To Judge Ke Pass Gayi thi”
Minister: “Aur Teesri Bar ???”
Patni Sharmate Hue: “Jab Aapko Sarkar Banani Thi Aur Aapke Pas 76 MLAs Kam the"

MANOJa

A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan desert when he saw something far off in the distance.

Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the oasis, only to find a little Sindhi man at a small stand, selling ties.

The Taliban asked "Do you have water?"

The Sindhi replied "I have no water. Would U like to buy a tie? They are only $50."

The Taliban shouted, "Idiot! I do not need an over-priced tie. I need water! I should kill you, but I must find water first!"

"OK," said the Sindhi, "It does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a lovely restaurant. It has all the ice cold water you need"

Cursing, the Taliban staggered away over the hill. Several hours later he staggered back, almost dead & said "Your fucking brother won't let me in without a tie!"

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