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Krazy Yuppie · 28-10-12

ddd

Krazy Yuppie · 28-10-12

lol

**MANOJa** · 28-10-12

1 Bikhari= Are dekho, Kisi ne meri cycle chura li aur Apni bike yaha chhod gaya.

2 Bikhari="Tu to sach me lut gaya, Ye to petrol se chalti hai.....

Krazy Yuppie · 28-10-12

A man went for morning walk in a park with his young son.
They saw a very fat man coming.
Son: Ye kaun hai?
Father: Ye udyogpati hai.

Then a pregnant lady passes by.

Son: Ye kaun hai?
Father: Ye pati ka udyog hai.

Krazy Yuppie · 28-10-12

Paneer: 250/- Per Kg
Petrol: 74/- Per Ltr
Condoms Sirf: 5/- For 3 Pcs
Aakhir Govt. Humse Chahti Kya Hai?
.
.
.
Ladki Ko Khilao Mat…
Ghumao Mat…
Bas…
Lage Raho…

Krazy Yuppie · 28-10-12

तीन चूहे आपस में डींगे हांक रहे थे.

पहला चूहा " ये लोग जो जहर की गोलियां हम लोगों को मारने के लिए डालते हैं मैं उनको टॉफी की तरह खा जाता हूँ "

दूसरा चूहा " ये तो कुछ भी नहीं है मैं तो चूहेदानी में फंसने के बाद, पनीर खा कर फिर चूहेदानी के स्प्रिंग निकाल कर वापस बाहर आ जाता हूँ"

तीसरा चूहा " भाई तुम दोनों बहुत ही बहादुर हो "

पहला और दूसरा चूहा " तुम भी कोई अपनी बहादुरी का किस्सा सुनाओ "

तीसरा चूहा " जरूर सुना देता पर मुझे कुछ जरूरी काम से जाना है "

पहला और दूसरा चूहा " क्या जरूरी काम है ??? "

तीसरा चूहा " मुझे बिल्ली को चो... जाना है "

Krazy Yuppie · 28-10-12

Santa ko peshab karte dekh ladki doosre raste se jane lagi;-.
Santa bola: Daro mat baby, jisase dar rahi ho usko maine pakad rakha hai!

planner · 28-10-12

Quote:

Originally Posted by Krazy Yuppie

Dulha on Wedding asks from Dulhan, do you have any boy friend before marriage?
Dulhan become silent
Dulha: main is khamoshi ko kia samjhoon?
Dulhan: kameeney ruk jaa ginney to de

Sir ji, Kidhar -kidhar se aaise log aapko pala padte hain -- Matlab ees tarah ke ghatna wale logon se aapki mulakaat kidhar hoti hai.

Sir ji -- Jara soanchiye bechare Dulhe hi kya haalaat hui hogi yeh sab sun kar??

Krazy Yuppie · 28-10-12

Dear Planner,
Ghatna aur Durghatna kabhi bhi kahin bhi ho sakti hai. En logon se mera cyberspace mein pala padta rehta hai.Aaap jis jagah rahto ho wahan cyberspace restricted hai,isliye aap aaysi chijon se vanchit reh jate ho.
Cheers

matrix_55 · 28-10-12

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Krazy Yuppie Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Bharat Posts: 1,338 Likes Received: 1182 Likes Given: 1599 My Mood:	Paneer: 250/- Per Kg Petrol: 74/- Per Ltr Condoms Sirf: 5/- For 3 Pcs Aakhir Govt. Humse Chahti Kya Hai? . . . Ladki Ko Khilao Mat… Ghumao Mat… Bas… Lage Raho… dhirendrach, matrix_55 and planner like this.

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Krazy Yuppie Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Bharat Posts: 1,338 Likes Received: 1182 Likes Given: 1599 My Mood:	तीन चूहे आपस में डींगे हांक रहे थे. पहला चूहा " ये लोग जो जहर की गोलियां हम लोगों को मारने के लिए डालते हैं मैं उनको टॉफी की तरह खा जाता हूँ " दूसरा चूहा " ये तो कुछ भी नहीं है मैं तो चूहेदानी में फंसने के बाद, पनीर खा कर फिर चूहेदानी के स्प्रिंग निकाल कर वापस बाहर आ जाता हूँ" तीसरा चूहा " भाई तुम दोनों बहुत ही बहादुर हो " पहला और दूसरा चूहा " तुम भी कोई अपनी बहादुरी का किस्सा सुनाओ " तीसरा चूहा " जरूर सुना देता पर मुझे कुछ जरूरी काम से जाना है " पहला और दूसरा चूहा " क्या जरूरी काम है ??? " तीसरा चूहा " मुझे बिल्ली को चो... जाना है " matrix_55 likes this.

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Krazy Yuppie Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Bharat Posts: 1,338 Likes Received: 1182 Likes Given: 1599 My Mood:	A man went for morning walk in a park with his young son. They saw a very fat man coming. Son: Ye kaun hai? Father: Ye udyogpati hai. Then a pregnant lady passes by. Son: Ye kaun hai? Father: Ye pati ka udyog hai.

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Krazy Yuppie Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Bharat Posts: 1,338 Likes Received: 1182 Likes Given: 1599 My Mood:	Santa ko peshab karte dekh ladki doosre raste se jane lagi;-. Santa bola: Daro mat baby, jisase dar rahi ho usko maine pakad rakha hai! matrix_55 likes this.

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Krazy Yuppie Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Bharat Posts: 1,338 Likes Received: 1182 Likes Given: 1599 My Mood:	Dear Planner, Ghatna aur Durghatna kabhi bhi kahin bhi ho sakti hai. En logon se mera cyberspace mein pala padta rehta hai.Aaap jis jagah rahto ho wahan cyberspace restricted hai,isliye aap aaysi chijon se vanchit reh jate ho. Cheers planner likes this.

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