Joke of the Day :-))

[Krazy Yuppie]

Boy to girl at a dance party: “Kya tum mere sath dance karogi?”

Girl reply: “Main bacche ke saath dance nahi karti.”

Boy: Sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki tum pregnent ho.

[MANOJa]

[Mr bullish]

Two very fast friends were equally fond of the game of Cricket. Day in and day out, they only played Cricket. All their talks and discussions revolved around Cricket only.

One day, one of them said to other, "What if we die? What if they don't play cricket in heaven? What will we do there in that case?"

They decided to promise each other that whosoever among them dies first will come back and tell the other if they play cricket in heaven too.

Unfortunately, one fine day, one of them dies in an accident and the other one cries a lot for his dead friend. Having been very tired after such a long crying, he goes fast asleep at night.

While in deep sleep, he goes into his dreams. Soon, he can hear a loud,"knock, knock, knock........". Startled, he gets up in his dream to find his dead friend standing before him.

Before anything else, he asks him the first question, "do they play cricket in heaven?What's the news?"

His dead friend answers, "I have 2 sets of news for you, one very good and the other, very bad. Tell me, which one shall I tell you first?"

Continuing, he says, "alright, I will first tell you the good news and the good news is that they play lot of cricket up there. In fact, Yamraj is the wicket-keeper and Chitragupt the Umpire. Whole day, we just play cricket."

His friend is very impressed and says, "that's very good news. And what is the bad one?"

Looking sullen, his dead friend replies, "and the bad news is that you are going to be the Opening batsman in tomorrow's match."

[Krazy Yuppie]

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Age math

[Krazy Yuppie]

Math Ke Master Ne Ek Din Class Mein Pappu Se Puchha

Master: “Agar Main Tumhe 2 Billi Du, Fir 2 Billi Du Aur Fir 2 Billi Aur Du To Tumhare Pas Kitni Billiya Ho Jayengi?”

Pappu: “Ji, 7”

Master: “Nahi, Mera Sawal Dobara Dhayan Se Suno, Agar Main Tumhe 2 Billi Du, Fir 2 Billi Du Aur Fir 2 Billi Aur Du To Tumhare Pas Kitni Billiya Ho Jayengi?”

Pappu: “Master Ji 7”

Master: “Hmm, Main Tumhe Alag Tarike Se Samjhata Hun, Agar Main Tumhe 2 Seb Du, Fir 2 Seb Du Aur Fir 2 Seb Aur Du To Tumhare Paas Kitne Seb Ho Jayenge?”

Pappu: “Ji 6”

Master Khush Hote Hue: “Bahut Achhe, Ab Agar Main Tumhe 2 Billi Du, Fir 2 Billi Du Aur Fir 2 Billi Aur Du To Tumhare Pas Kitni Billiya Ho Jayengi?”

Pappu: “7”

Master Ko Ab Gussa Aa Gaya Aur Vo Pappu Ko Gaaliya Dete Hue Bola

Master: “Abe Sale Tere Pas 7 Kidhar Se Ho Jayengi?”

Pappu Bhi Gali Dete Hue Bola: “ Kyunki Mere Pas Ghar Par 1 Billi Pahle Se Hi Hai“

[Krazy Yuppie]

A Teacher Asks The Class To Name Things That End With ‘Tor‘ And That Eat Things

The First Little Boy Says: “Alligator.”

Teacher: “Very Good, That’s A Big Word.”

The Second Boy Says: “Predator.”

Teacher: “Yes, That’s Another Big Word. Well Done.”

Little Johnny Says: “Vibrator, Miss.”

After Nearly Falling Off Her Chair, She Says: “That Is A Big Word, But It Doesn’t Eat Anything.”

Johnny: “Well My Sister Has One And She Says It Eats Batteries Like There’s No Tomorrow!“

[Krazy Yuppie]

Teacher In Johnny’s School Asked The Class What Their Parents Did For A Living.

One Little Girl Said Her Father Was A Doctor, Another Said Her Mother Was An Engineer.

When It Was Little Johnny’s Turn, He Stood Up And Said: “My Mom’s A Call-girl”

Naturally, After That Remark, He Got Sent Off To The Principal’s Office. Then, 15 Minutes Later, He Returned.

So The Teacher Asked: “Did You Tell The Principal What You Said In Class?”

Johnny Said, “Yes.”

Teacher: “Well, What Did The Principal Say?”

Johnny: “He Said That Every Job Is Important In Our Economy, Gave Me An And Asked For My Phone Number!“