Joke of the Day :-))

[Krazy Yuppie]

Santa was going to school and saw one girl and boy kissing each other and he told.
Mum look these boy and girl is fighting for chewing gum.

[Krazy Yuppie]

Santa enters a store that sell curtains.

He tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains."

The salesman assured him that they had a large selection of pink curtains. He showed him several patterns, but Santa seemed to be having a hard time choosing.

Finally, he selects a lovely pink floral print.

The salesman asked what size curtains he needed.

Santa replies, "Fifteen inches."

"Fifteen inches?" asked the salesman. "That sounds very small, what room are they for?"

Santa tells him that they aren't for a room, they are for his computer monitor.

The surprised salesman replies, "But, sir, computers do not have curtains!"

Santa says, "Hellllooooooooo........I've got Windows!"

[Krazy Yuppie]

Delhi ke ek private school ke students zoo main:
"Wow.............. monkey is sleeping............... don't disturb him......let him sleep........... so cute...."

Haryana ke ek Government School ke students zoo mein"
" Wo dekh, kaise so raha hai, maar iss ko ek pathar"

[MANOJa]

[fritolay_ps]

खबर- यूरो कप में स्पेन ने इटली को हरा दिया।
भारत की प्रतिक्रिया- पीएमओ और 10 जनपथ में 2 मिनट का मौन रखा गया।






भारतीय क्रिकेट टीम और मनमोहन सिंह में क्या समानता है?
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दोनों के कोच विदेशी हैं!!!









आखिरकार गांधीजी के तीन बिछड़े बंदरों का पता मिल ही गया...

1. करुणानिधि
(जिन्हें कुछ दिखता नहीं)

2. ममता
(जो कुछ सुनतीं नहीं)

3. मनमोहन
(जो कुछ बोलते नहीं)

[MANOJa]

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[MANOJa]

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