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Old July 14 2012, 12:11 PM   #4221
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Santa Plane Mein Air Hostess Ko Dekhte Ja Raha Thha.
Air Hostess Ki Left Breast Pe Name Plate Lagi Thhi, Aur Uspar Likha Tha, Teena.
Santa Ne Ye Dekh Kar Air Hostess Se Pucha.
Santa: “Waah Ji Bahut Badiya Naam Rakha Hai, Dosre Wale Ka Kya Hai?“

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Old July 14 2012, 12:12 PM   #4222
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Santa Ki Biwi Bolne Wala Tota Khareed Kar Apne Ghar Laati Hai, Jo Pehla Chakla (Brothel) Mai Thha.
Ghar Aatey He Tota Bola: “Naya Chakla, Nayi Madam.”
Itne Me Chinki Aayi, Tota Bola: “Nayi Item Bhi Hai”
Sham Ko Jab Santa Ghar Aaya To Tota Bola.
Naya Chakla, Nayi Madam, Nayi Item Aur Purana Customer.
Kaise Ho Santa Sahab? Idhar Bhi Pahunch Gaye.
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Old July 14 2012, 12:44 PM   #4225
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Nice Balaji
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Old July 14 2012, 12:54 PM   #4227
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Old July 14 2012, 12:55 PM   #4228
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WIFE: I have changed my mind.
HUSBAND: Thank GOD!!! Does it work now???

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Old July 14 2012, 01:21 PM   #4229
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similarity between a woman’s breast and a park

What is the similarity between a woman’s breast and a park???
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Actually both were designed for children but adults enjoy them more
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Old July 14 2012, 01:28 PM   #4230
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Hospital me Nurse- Mubarak ho apke Ghr beta paida hua hai! Sardar- Wahe Guru! Kya Technology hai.? "BV yaha hospital me hai, or beta ghar me paida hua hai..!!
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