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Old July 24 2012, 06:38 PM   #4521
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A lady lost her new imported panties in the house..




angry , she asked her husband if he'd seen them.




husband asked the maid.. maid replied, saab aapko to maloom hai, main chaddi nahin pahenti

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Old July 24 2012, 06:40 PM   #4522
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santa Ne Delhi Se Apni Wife Ko Chandigarh Phone Kiya To Naukar Ne Phone Uthaya.

Santa: “Madam Se Baat Karvao Meri”

Naukar: “Wo To Sahab Ke Saath Room Mein So Rahi Hai”

Santa: “Par Saab To Main Hoon”

Naukar: “To Fir Mein Kya Karoo”

Santa: “Dono Ko Jaake Goli Maar De”

After Killing

Naukar: “Laasho Ka Kya Karu?”

Santa: Ghar Ke Piche Jo Swimming Pool Hai Usmein Laashein Fenk Ke Bhaag Ja”

Naukar: “Par Hamare Ghar Mein To Swimmingpool Hai Hi Nahi”

Santa: “Oh Tuhadi Pen Di, Eh Taan Wrong Number Si“
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Old July 24 2012, 06:52 PM   #4523
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Ek Medical Rep Suhaag Raat Ko Biwi Ke Saath Kar Raha Tha.

Biwi: “Yeh Tumhara Apna Hi Hai Na?”

Medical Rep: “Kya Matlab”

Biwi: “Medical Rep Ke Paas Aksar Sample Hi Hote Hai Na“
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Old July 24 2012, 06:53 PM   #4524
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Naukrani Apna Sara Samaan Pack Karke
Apne Ghar Jaa Rahi Thi,
Jate Hue Apni Maalkin Se Mili Aur Boli.
Naukrani: “Malkin Main Gaanv Jaa Rahi
Hun, Main Pregnent Hoon”
Malkin: “Mubarak Ho, Klawati”
Naukrani: “Sahab Ko Bol Dena, Ke Unka
Nasbandi Ka Opration Sahi Nahi Hua“
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Old July 24 2012, 06:55 PM   #4525
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Jaisa Ki Aap Sab Jante Hai Ki Pappu Hai To Maha-Shaitan, Hamesha Ulta Sidha Sochta Rahta Hai

Ek Din Usne Class Mein Aayi Ek Pataka Madam Se Sawal Puchha

Pappu: “Madam Ji, Jaise India Ko Ind Aur Pakistan Ko Pak Kahte Hai, To Brazil Ko Kya Kahenge?”

Bechari Madam Ab Kya Jawab Deti
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Old July 24 2012, 06:59 PM   #4526
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Teacher Education Ke Period Mein
Bachho Ko Samjha Raha Thha.
Teacher: “S++ Ke Time Condom Use Karne
Se Safety Rahti Hai Aur Enjoyment Mein
Fark Nahi Padta. ”
Ek Ladki Jisne Pahle S++ Kiya Hua Thha,
Ye Sun Kar Boli.
Ladki: “Mam, Polytheen Mein Rasgulla Daal
Ke Chooso, Pata Chal Jayega Ki Farak
Padta Hai Ya Nahi?“
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Old July 24 2012, 10:31 PM   #4527
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Whenever I hear about Behan Mayawati, I always think that something is missing between Behan & Mayawati.
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Default Till date , we have seen such incidents in cartoons, but...ITS HAPPENS ONLY IN INDIA...!!

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Old July 25 2012, 06:45 AM   #4529
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I thinks it is Gurgaon infrastructure scene
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Old July 25 2012, 06:55 AM   #4530
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