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Old August 5 2012, 12:04 PM   #4771
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Teacher to New Student - What is your Name ?
Student - Sir My Name is HOLLA!
Teacher - Whats type of name is this ?
Student - Sir I was born on Holi so my parents take my Name "HOLLA".
Teacher - Shukar hai tu "Lohdi" ke din Paida Nahi hua tha!!

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Old August 5 2012, 12:26 PM   #4772
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Bahut sahee....
End mein wahee banta jo pahle se decided hota hai...

Politicians also work in similar way.....

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The rescue squad was called to the home of an elderly couple for
an apparent heart attack the gentleman had.
When the squad got there is was too late and the man had died.

While consoling the wife one of the rescuers noticed that the bed was a mess. He asked the lady what symptoms the man had suffered and if anything had precipitated the heart attack.

The lady replied, "Well, we were in the bed making love and he started moaning, groaning, thrashing about the bed, panting, and sweating.

I thought he was coming, but I guess he was going."
 
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International Beer Day.. And Friendship Day.. What a coincidence.. !!
Where there is Beer, there is Friendship.. :P
Keep Boozing, keep rolling the friendship..



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मनमोहन के सिर पर चोट लगी थी।
डॉक्टर: यह कैसे हुआ?
मनमोहन: मैं हाथ से दीवार तोड़ रहा था तो किसी ने कहा कि कभी-कभी खोपड़ी का भी इस्तेमाल कर लिया करो।
 
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