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Old August 9 2012, 12:40 PM   #4861
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Old August 9 2012, 02:56 PM   #4862
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An Iraqi soldier buys a camel, ties it up outside his local bar, and walks inside.

“Nice camel,” says one of his buddies. “Is it male or female?”

“Female,” he replies.

“How can you tell?” asks his friend.

“Well, on the way over here,” the man explains, “I heard this guy yell, ‘Hey, look at the big pussy on that camel!’”
 
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Why to suffer trying by all means to become rich and wear expensive branded clothes, when best things in life we do naked.
 
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Old Lady to Doctor: Mujhe Gas ki problem hai par achhi baat ye hai ki meri gas me na BadBu aati hai na Awaaz
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Aap k clinic me bhi 20 baar gas chhod chuki hu par kisi ko pata nahi chala.
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Doctor: "Ye Dawa lijiye aur 1 week baad aayiye".
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(1 week baad)
Old Lady:"Aap ne mujhe kya dawa de di....??



Meri gas me ab bhi aawaz nahi aa rahi par bahut Zehrili Badbu aa rahi hai"
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Doctor:"Good..! Aapki Naak theek ho gayi hai Ab hum aap k KAAN ka ilaaj karenge...
 
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Girl to Baba..

Girl -Agar mai ladke ke sath date par jau..to kya hoga?


Bwb- Narak mein jaogi sidhe...

Girl-Acha agar ap ke sath jau toh?

Baba(ladki ke gaal par चुटी काटते हुए) =------ hain Chalak ladki swarg mein jana chahti hai!..
 
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Santa:yar tune baal kyo katwa liye.

Banta: yar bahut hairfall ho raha tha.

Santa:acha hua tuje Nightfall nahi hua
 
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Default कॉलेज के डीन को एक स्टुडेंट का लेटर -------

हेल्लो , हरामजादे ,
यह बता कौन हरामखोर पेपर सेट करता है ? कमीनो , स्टुडेंट्स की जान निकल जाती है .
ऊपर से कुत्ते पेपर चेक्किंग तो ऐसे करते है जैसे अपनी बहिन के बलात्कार का बदला ले रहे हो .
ऐसा सेलेबस बनाया है जैसे तुम्हारे यहाँ तो हरामखोर सब टोपर ही जन्मे है .
तेरा बाप भी ऐसे पेपर में पास नहीं हो सकता .
तू खुद इस पेपर में 5 बार फ़ैल हुआ होगा .
Your Faithfully,
(पागल हूँ जो अपना नाम लिखूंगा )
 
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