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Old August 15 2012, 11:21 AM   #5021
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Wife vs TV



A Wife is like a TV ....... A Girlfriend is like a M-OBILE.
At home you watch TV, but when you go out you take your M-OBILE....

TV once bought, you can watch free (to air) for life,
but for M-OBILE, if you don't pay, the services will be terminated!

TV is big, bulky and most of the time old!
But the M-OBILE is cute, slim, curvy and very portable
Men keep a TV for long period but like to change their M-OBILE very often.

Operational costs for the TV are often acceptable,
but for M-OBILE it is often high and demanding....
TV can be sometimes boring, thats when men reach out for a M-OBILE to play GAMES....

TV has a remote, M-OBILE doesn't

And the best of all:
M-OBILE is a two-way communication (u talk and listen),
but with theTV you MUST ONLY LISTEN.
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Paisa , hota subke pas hey lekin dena koi nahi chahta
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Mashwara dena sub chahte hein lekin lena koi nahi chahta


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7 peer chatai pe bethay thay

Ek admi aya or sabse buzurg peer ko bola

Baba larki nahi set hoti

Peer ne sabse chote peer ko kaha

Chotuu ek or chatai bicha de.


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A Famous Inspirational Speaker Said :
"Best Years of my life were spent in the Arms of a WOMAN who is not My WIFE".

Audience was in Shock & Silence.

He added :
"SHE WAS MY MOTHER"

Applause & Laughter!


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7 peer chatai pe bethay thay

Ek admi aya or sabse buzurg peer ko bola

Baba larki nahi set hoti

Peer ne sabse chote peer ko kaha

Chotuu ek or chatai bicha de.
Ha ha ha...great one...
 
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