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Old August 14 2012, 07:17 PM   #5021
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Santa ka sir phat gya....
Doctor:ye kaise hua?
Santa:main chappal se keel thok raha tha... Mujhe ek admi bola "Gadhe kabhi khopdi ka istemal bhi kar liya kar...

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Santa English paper me fail ho gaya, translation ki wajah se


1.Me ek aam admi hu.

I am a mango man.


2.Mujhe english aati hai.

English comes to me.


3.Mera taluq haripur hazara se hai.

I belong to green pur thousanda.



4.Sadak par goliyan chal rahi hain.

Tablets are walking on the road..
 
Old August 14 2012, 11:04 PM   #5023
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Santa English paper me fail ho gaya, translation ki wajah se


1.Me ek aam admi hu.

I am a mango man.


2.Mujhe english aati hai.

English comes to me.


3.Mera taluq haripur hazara se hai.

I belong to green pur thousanda.



4.Sadak par goliyan chal rahi hain.

Tablets are walking on the road..

Talking about translations and by Santa...just wanna add a bit:

Some one asked Santa: Translate this into English: "Vo gaya to aisa gaya ki vapis hi nahi aaya"

Santa: Oye ae te bada asaan hai...


"O wentya te aestra wentya ke came hi not".
 
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A mother of five decides to get plastic surgery so her husband can enjoy the tightness of her youth, so she shaves, cleans up, and goes to the doctor for the procedure. She wakes up to find three roses on her bed, so she asks the nurse who sent the roses.

The nurse says, “The doctor was really happy to have such a clean work area, so to show his appreciation, he sent you a rose. Then your husband came in with a rose, stating that he cannot wait to dig into that nice tight love patch.”

“What about the third rose?” asks the patient.

“Oh, that’s from Ed in the burn unit. He wanted to say thanks for the new ears.”
 
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Baluchi: Hamare raigistan mein 'khushamdid' bolo to vapis awaz aati
hai ...amdid...amdid.

Pathan: khocha, hamare paharo mein 'i luv u'
bolo to vapis awaz aata hai ..luv u...luv u.

Punjabi: Ae keri gal hai paa ji. Saday pind di gali vich awaz maro 'teri maa di', te vapas awaz aandi hai 'teri pehn di'..


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Wife vs TV



A Wife is like a TV ....... A Girlfriend is like a M-OBILE.
At home you watch TV, but when you go out you take your M-OBILE....

TV once bought, you can watch free (to air) for life,
but for M-OBILE, if you don't pay, the services will be terminated!

TV is big, bulky and most of the time old!
But the M-OBILE is cute, slim, curvy and very portable
Men keep a TV for long period but like to change their M-OBILE very often.

Operational costs for the TV are often acceptable,
but for M-OBILE it is often high and demanding....
TV can be sometimes boring, thats when men reach out for a M-OBILE to play GAMES....

TV has a remote, M-OBILE doesn't

And the best of all:
M-OBILE is a two-way communication (u talk and listen),
but with theTV you MUST ONLY LISTEN.
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