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Old August 19 2012, 11:28 PM   #5161
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Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.

The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."

The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."

The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence'."

The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"

She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D breast, 24" waist and 34" hips.


When she walks into a room, people say, "Oh My God."
 
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90 saal ke Buddhe Ne Viagra kharidi aur medical store wale se puchha
'Kaise Leni hai?'
Dukandar ne upar se niche tak dekha aur kaha:
Tulsi Aur Gangajal ke Saath Lo!!
 
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90 saal ke Buddhe Ne Viagra kharidi aur medical store wale se puchha
'Kaise Leni hai?'
Dukandar ne upar se niche tak dekha aur kaha:
Tulsi Aur Gangajal ke Saath Lo!!
Uske baad bhi to Batao sir ji....

kaise kaise kya-kya hua????????????????
 
Old August 20 2012, 01:03 PM   #5168
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Uske baad bhi to Batao sir ji....

kaise kaise kya-kya hua????????????????
Haan bhai. Warna planner ji faaltu me gangajal par paise barbaad kar denge
 
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Haan bhai. Warna planner ji faaltu me gangajal par paise barbaad kar denge
Bhai jaan,
Baat Sirf aisoan ki nahi hai.

Meri majboorion ko bhi samjhiye -- Mera majak na udayein.
Ek umra ke baad sabke saath aaisa hota hai. Mera matlab Viagara.
Phir Bujurgoan/ seniors ke salah / expeience se always fayada uthana chahiye.

Wo to bhala ho Viagara ke avishkaar karne waloan kagara ka.
Hope u will keep my feelings.
 
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