|September 2 2012, 09:26 PM||#5518|
If you cross the "The North Korean" border illegally, you get .....
12 years hard labour in an isolated prison .....
If you cross the "Afghan" border illegally, you get .....
If you cross the "Saudi Arabian" border illegally, you get .....
If you cross the "Chinese" border illegally, you get .....
kidnapped and may be never heard of - again .....
If you cross the "Venezuelan" border illegally, you get ......
branded as a spy and your fate sealed .....
If you cross the "Cuban" border illegally, you get .....
thrown into a political prison to rot .....
If you cross the "British" border illegally, you get
...... arrested, prosecuted, sent to prison and be
deported after serving your sentence .....
*Now ..... if you were to cross the "Indian" border illegally, you
1. A Ration Card
2. A passport ( even more than one - if you please ! )
3. A driver's licence
4. A voter identity card
5. Credit cards
7. Job reservation
8. Special privileges for minorities
9. Government housing on subsidized rent
10. Loan to buy a house
11. Free education
12. Free health care
13. A lobbyist in New Delhi, with a bunch of media morons and a
bigger bunch of human rights activists promoting your " cause "
14. The right to talk about secularism, which you have not heard
about in your own country !
15. An army of d*ckheads who will desecrate a monument of national honour citing perceived atrocities on you, if anyone tries to question your Privileges
16. And of-course ..... voting rights to elect corrupt politicians
who will promote your community for their selfish interest in
securing your votes !!!
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