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Old September 9 2012, 07:01 PM   #5701
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Old September 9 2012, 07:47 PM   #5702
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Old September 9 2012, 08:07 PM   #5703
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Old September 10 2012, 03:19 PM   #5705
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Old September 10 2012, 03:41 PM   #5706
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View on Rape========Do u agree this????

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15102d1347270529 joke day 1 rape
I agree. But,

1. the woman WILL be raped. Criminals do not check their rights before committing a crime.

2. the woman would also have committed a crime, as nudity is not allowed. So, she should also be punished.
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But we can ask her to stand for few more minutes.. so that we are done
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Santa was flying to Chandigarh from Pune. He was allotted a middle seat but decided to take the window seat instead, which had been allotted to an old lady.
The lady requested Santa to exchange the seats and let her sit on the seat allotted to her. He refused, saying, 'I want to see the view from the window.' The old lady complained to the air hostess who requested Santa to sit on his allotted middle seat. Santa was adamant and bluntly refused.
The air hostess went up to the co-pilot. He too came and requested Santa, but in vain.
Finally, the captain of the aircraft came. He whispered something in Santa's ears. Santa immediately vacated the window seat and took the middle seat.
Astonished, the air hostess and the co-pilot asked the captain what he had said to Santa. The captain replied: 'Nothing, I just told him that only the middle seats will go to Chandigarh. All others were going to Jalandhar.'
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EK Gunde ne facebook pe account banaya.

Usko yeh samajh nahi araha tha Ki "Wall" pe kya likhe.

Bohut soch k uss ne likha "Yahan peshab karna mana hai"
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Customer: Waiter aisi chai pilao jisse tan-man jhum uthe or badan machalne
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Waiter: Sir,hamare yaha bhains ka dudh aata hai, Vidya Balan ka nahi....
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