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planner · 09-09-12

Massage to all Ladies (Including My Wife)

Krazy Yuppie · 09-09-12

l0l

planner · 09-09-12

This may be for Thak Rey

planner · 10-09-12

Rain

planner · 10-09-12

View on Rape========Do u agree this????

not me=================

fatichar · 10-09-12

Quote:

Originally Posted by planner

View on Rape========Do u agree this????

not me=================

I agree. But,

1. the woman WILL be raped. Criminals do not check their rights before committing a crime.

2. the woman would also have committed a crime, as nudity is not allowed. So, she should also be punished.

**fritolay_ps** · 10-09-12

But we can ask her to stand for few more minutes.. so that we are done

Krazy Yuppie · 10-09-12

Santa was flying to Chandigarh from Pune. He was allotted a middle seat but decided to take the window seat instead, which had been allotted to an old lady.
The lady requested Santa to exchange the seats and let her sit on the seat allotted to her. He refused, saying, 'I want to see the view from the window.' The old lady complained to the air hostess who requested Santa to sit on his allotted middle seat. Santa was adamant and bluntly refused.
The air hostess went up to the co-pilot. He too came and requested Santa, but in vain.
Finally, the captain of the aircraft came. He whispered something in Santa's ears. Santa immediately vacated the window seat and took the middle seat.
Astonished, the air hostess and the co-pilot asked the captain what he had said to Santa. The captain replied: 'Nothing, I just told him that only the middle seats will go to Chandigarh. All others were going to Jalandhar.'

Krazy Yuppie · 10-09-12

EK Gunde ne facebook pe account banaya.

Usko yeh samajh nahi araha tha Ki "Wall" pe kya likhe.

Bohut soch k uss ne likha "Yahan peshab karna mana hai"

Krazy Yuppie · 10-09-12

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Customer: Waiter aisi chai pilao jisse tan-man jhum uthe or badan machalne
lage.

Waiter: Sir,hamare yaha bhains ka dudh aata hai, Vidya Balan ka nahi....

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Krazy Yuppie Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Bharat Posts: 1,473 Likes Received: 1260 Likes Given: 1612 My Mood:	l0l Attached Images __________________ Dil Jawan Hai To Jahan Hai

09-09-12	#5703
planner SUSPENDED Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: Middle East Posts: 1,635 Likes Received: 780 Likes Given: 746	This may be for Thakrey This may be for Thak Rey Attached Images

10-09-12	#5704
planner SUSPENDED Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: Middle East Posts: 1,635 Likes Received: 780 Likes Given: 746	Rain Rain Attached Images

10-09-12	#5705
planner SUSPENDED Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: Middle East Posts: 1,635 Likes Received: 780 Likes Given: 746	Rape View on Rape========Do u agree this???? not me================= Attached Images

10-09-12	#5707
fritolay_ps Ex-Moderator Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Singapore Posts: 12,486 Likes Received: 1494 Likes Given: 746 My Mood:	But we can ask her to stand for few more minutes.. so that we are done kuniks and planner like this.

10-09-12	#5708
Krazy Yuppie Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Bharat Posts: 1,473 Likes Received: 1260 Likes Given: 1612 My Mood:	Chandigarh or jalandhar Santa was flying to Chandigarh from Pune. He was allotted a middle seat but decided to take the window seat instead, which had been allotted to an old lady. The lady requested Santa to exchange the seats and let her sit on the seat allotted to her. He refused, saying, 'I want to see the view from the window.' The old lady complained to the air hostess who requested Santa to sit on his allotted middle seat. Santa was adamant and bluntly refused. The air hostess went up to the co-pilot. He too came and requested Santa, but in vain. Finally, the captain of the aircraft came. He whispered something in Santa's ears. Santa immediately vacated the window seat and took the middle seat. Astonished, the air hostess and the co-pilot asked the captain what he had said to Santa. The captain replied: 'Nothing, I just told him that only the middle seats will go to Chandigarh. All others were going to Jalandhar.'

10-09-12	#5709
Krazy Yuppie Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Bharat Posts: 1,473 Likes Received: 1260 Likes Given: 1612 My Mood:	EK Gunde ne facebook pe account banaya. Usko yeh samajh nahi araha tha Ki "Wall" pe kya likhe. Bohut soch k uss ne likha "Yahan peshab karna mana hai"

10-09-12	#5710
Krazy Yuppie Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Bharat Posts: 1,473 Likes Received: 1260 Likes Given: 1612 My Mood:	. . . Customer: Waiter aisi chai pilao jisse tan-man jhum uthe or badan machalne lage. Waiter: Sir,hamare yaha bhains ka dudh aata hai, Vidya Balan ka nahi.... fritolay_ps likes this.

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