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Old September 23 2012, 12:12 AM   #5951
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Two Minnesota mechanical engineers were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.

A woman walks by and asks what they were doing. ‘We’re supposed to find the height of the flagpole,’ said Sven, ‘but we don’t have a ladder.

The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down.

Then she took a tape measure from her pocketbook, took a measurement, announced, ‘Eighteen feet, six inches, and walked away.

Ollie shook his head and laughed. ‘Ain’t that just like a woman! We ask for the height and she gives us the length!’

Sven and Ollie are currently working for the United States Government.

 
Old September 23 2012, 12:26 AM   #5952
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BIRTH OF THE FAMOUS NAMES
STRANGE NATURAL CIRCUMSTANCES CREATED THE FAMOUS NAMES

MERCEDES
This was actually the financier's daughter's name.


ADOBE
This came from name of the river Adobe Creek that ran behind the house of founder John Warnock.


APPL*E COMPUTERS

It was the favorite fruit of founder Steve Jobs. He was three months late in filing a name for the business, and he threatened to call his company APPL*E Computers if the other colleagues didn't suggest a better name by 5 O'clock that evening.


CISCO
It is not an acronym as popularly believed.
It is short for San Francisco .


COMPAQ

This name was formed by using COMp, for computer, and PAQ to denote a small integral object.


COREL
The name was derived from the founder's name Dr. Michael Cowpland. It stands for COwpland REsearchLaboratory.


GOOGLE

The name started as a joke boasting about the amount of information the search-engine would be able to search. It was originally named 'Googol', a word for the number represented by 1 followed by 100 zeros. After founders- Stanford graduate students Sergey Brin and Larry Page presented their project to an angel investor, they received a cheque made out to 'Google' ...thus the name.




Founder Jack Smith got the idea of accessing e-mail via the web from a computer anywhere in the world. When Sabeer Bhatia came up with the business plan for the mail service, he tried all kinds of names ending in 'mail' and finally settled for as it included the letters "html" - the programming language used to write web pages. It was initially referred to as with selective upper casing.


HEWLETT PACKARD

Bill Hewlett and Dave Packard tossed a coin to decide whether the company they founded would be called Hewlett-Packard or Packard-Hewlett.

INTEL

Bob Noyce and Gordon Moore wanted to name their new company ' Moore Noyce'but that was already trademarked by a hotel chain so they had to settle for an acronym of INTegrated ELectronics.


LOTUS (Notes)

Mitch Kapor got the name for his company from 'The Lotus Position' or 'Padmasana'. Kapoor used to be a teacher of Transcendental Meditation of Maharishi Mahesh Yogi.


MICROSOFT

Coined by Bill Gates to represent the company that was devoted to MICROcomputer SOFTware. Originally christened Micro-Soft, the '-' was removed later on.



ORACLE

Larry Ellison and Bob Oats were working on a consulting project for the CIA (Central Intelligence Agency). The code name for the project was called Oracle (the CIA saw this as the system to give answers to all questions or something such). The project was designed to help use the newly written SQL code by IBM. The project eventually was terminated but Larry and Bob decided to finish what they started and bring it to the world. They kept the name Oracle and created the RDBMS engine.
Later they kept the same name for the company.


SON*Y

It originated from the Latin word 'sonus' meaning sound, and 'sonny' a slang used by Americans to refer to a bright youngster.


SUN

Founded by four Stanford University buddies, SUN is the acronym for Stanford University Network. Andreas Bechtolsheim built a microcomputer; Vinod Khosla recruited him and Scott McNealy to manufacture computers based on it, and Bill Joy to develop a
UNIX-based OS for the computer.


YAHOO!

The word was invented by Jonathan Swift and used in his book 'Gulliver's Travels'. It represents a person who is repulsive in appearance and action and is barely human. Yahoo! Founders Jerry Yang and David Filo selected the name because they considered themselves yahoos.
 
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