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Old September 26 2012, 08:19 PM   #5991
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Banta's wife, Preeto, goes to England to attend a two-week, company training session. Banta drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.
Preeto answers, 'Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?'
Banta laughs and says, 'An English girl !!!
Preeto kept quiet and left.
Two weeks later Banta picks herup in the airport and asks, 'So, honey, how was the trip?'
'Very good, thank you.'
'And, what happened to my present?'
'Which present?'
'What I asked for, the English girl?!'
Oh, that! Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait a few months to see if its a girl !!!
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Old September 26 2012, 08:20 PM   #5992
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Life Without fun ,
Sky Without Sun ,
Ten without One , warrior Without Gun , Batsman without run, Is all Like a Man without L...
 
Old September 26 2012, 08:24 PM   #5993
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company ke kisi brilliant salesman ko loose motion ho jaye.
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Toh wo doctor ko kaise batayega?
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Doctor saab subah se unlimited outgoing chal rahi hai,

Ander se nayi 2 ringtone sunai deti hai,

Pet me balance khatam ho gya hai,

Thoda b recharge karta hu to 5 min me discharge ho jata hai,

Meharbani karke ye scheme band kar do.....
 
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Old September 27 2012, 06:22 PM   #5996
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लेज़बियन बेटी का दिल जीतकर बन जाओ अरबपति!

हॉन्गकॉन्ग।। हॉन्गकॉन्ग के एक अरबपति व्यवसायी ने अपनी लेज़बियन बेटी का दिल जीतने और उससे शादी करने वाले व्यक्ति को 6.5 करोड़ डॉलर (करीब 350 करोड़ रुपए) इनाम देने की घोषणा की है।

साउथ चाइना मॉर्निंग पोस्ट की रिपोर्ट्स के मुताबिक प्रॉपर्टी और जहाजरानी बिज़नसमैन सेसिल चाओ ने अपनी बेटी गिगी चाओ के समलैंगिक पार्टनर से शादी करने के एक हफ्ते बाद इस इनाम की घोषणा की। चाओ की बेटी पिछले सात साल से अपनी महिला मित्र के साथ रिलेशनशिप में थी और दोनों ने एक हफ्ते पहले शादी कर ली थी।

हालांकि सेसिल का दावा है कि उनकी बेटी अभी भी कुआंरी है और एक अच्छा पति चाहती है। अखबार ने सेसिल के हवाले से लिखा है- मुझे इससे फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि लड़का गरीब हो या अमीर। लेकिन लड़के का दिल अच्छा होना चाहिए।

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Maa -NaLayak kaha Thi Itni Rat Tak??

Beti-Boyfrnd k sath !!

Maa-Kr Ayi Na Muh kala??


BeTi-To kya hua Maa,

Fair &LoveLy H Na,

7 Din Me Gorapan vapas..
 
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Santa kele ke chhilke se fisla

Ladki hasne lagi

Santa- Has mat pagli hum to ek bar chhilke par fisla hun,


Tujhe to umar bhar KELE par hi fisalna hai.
 
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Ek bar ek bakra ek gadhe ke upar chadh gaya-

GADHA: Ye kaya badtameeji hai?

BAKRA: Kuch nahi bhai me to mazak kar raha tha.

GADHA: Agar me mazak karunga to aankhe bahar aa jayengi tumhari.
 
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