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Old September 29 2012, 01:20 PM   #6031
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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver’s license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.



The woman said, ‘Unbutton your shirt’. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, ‘That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me’ and she processed my Social Security application.



When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.



She said, ‘You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too.’



And then the fight started…
 
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A child flying in Emirates Airlines asked his father:

"Dogs have baby dogs, cats have baby cats, why don't planes have baby
planes?" Father told him to ask the pretty air hostess and he did.

Air Hostess:"Did your father tell you to ask me that?"

Boy: yes

Air Hostess:"Well! Then tell your father that there are no baby planes,
bcoz Emirates Airlines always pulls out on time. Now let your father
explain that to you !!
 
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