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Old November 3 2012, 03:12 PM   #6901
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A guy goes into Australia Post to apply for a job.

The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"

He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee."

"Ok, Have you ever been in the military service?"

"Yes," he says, "I was in Afghanistan for one tour."

The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment."

Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"

The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles."

The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Disabled in your countrys service! Well that qualifies for extra bonus points. Okay. Looking at the regulations you have got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 PM.

You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am, and plan on starting at 10:00 am every day."

The guy is puzzled and asks,

"If the work hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 PM, why don't you want me here until 10:00 am?"

"This is a government job", the interviewer says.

"For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls.. No point in you coming in for that."

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Old November 3 2012, 03:16 PM   #6902
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एक चौधरी के बेटे की शादी हुई ,चौधरी ने बेटे की सुहागरात का नया कमरा जल्दबाजी में घर की छत पर बनवाया था जिस में दो दरवाजे थे !
दरवाजो पर चौखट तो चढ़ी हुई थी पर पल्ले (डोर) नहीं लगे थे !
शादी के बाद जब लड़का दुल्हन के पास आया तो दुल्हन उठ खड़ी हुई और दूर जा कर दुल्हे को ठेंगा और जीभ दिखाने लगी ,क्युकीं उसकी सहेलियों ने बताया था कि पहली रात दुल्हे को खूब तंग करना !
लड़का पहले तो सकपकाया फिर लड़की को पकड़ने के लिए भागा !
लड़की भी एक नम्बर की हरामी थी वो एक दरवाज़े से निकल कर बहार चली जाती और दुसरे से अंदर आ जाती ! लड़का पीछे पीछे लड़की आगे आगे ,कमरे के अन्दर बहार होते रहे !
सुबह तक यही ड्रामा चलता रहा पर लड़की हाथ नहीं आई !
लड़का थक हार कर सीड़ियों पर बैठ गया !

चौधरी सुबह सुबह सोकर उठा !बेटे को बहार बैठा देखकर पूछा - "अबे तू बहार मुंह लटकाए क्यों बैठा है ?"
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बेटा चुप ! ''बोलता क्यों नहीं के बात हो गयी?"
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बेटा गुस्से में बोला -"बापू! या तो कमरे में किवाड़ चढ़वा दे या बहु को पकड़ के दे !"
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Salesman tension mai tha.. :

Dealer: kya hua ??:

Salesman: mai 6 months se tour pe tha,, wife pregnant ho gyi ":

Dealer: beta ab pta chala, bina order ke maal aata hai to kaisa lagta hai..
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. Vodka+water= Injures kidney. Rum+water= Injures liver. Whisky+water= Injures heart. Gin+water=Injures brain. Lagta hai Saala Paani me hi kuch gadbad hai.
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Old November 3 2012, 05:06 PM   #6905
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Intercourse
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At8-ignor it
At18-feel it
At28-xplor it
At38-njoy it
At48-pay 4 it
At58-pray 4 it
At68-beg 4 it
At78-drim it
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Ek company ka employee washroom mein gaya jab andar jakar seat pe baitha to samne dekha deewar pe likha tha ITNA ZOR BUSINESS PE DETA TO TARGET PURA HO JATA
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Ram Lal: Thakur Saheb Gabbar Ne Bahu Ki Ijjat Loot Li Hai.

Thakur: To?

Ram Lal: Bahu puch rahi hai ki Gabbar se badla Lena Hai Ya Payment?
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Baba Ramdev= beta hamesha apne se badi ko Ma, chhoti ko beti aur brabar wali ko bahen samjo.
Santa= baba ji fer eh lun tusi rakh lo, jarhi-buti kutan de kam aauga.
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