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nakul · 15-01-07

Excerpts from actual letters sent to landlords

The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared.

I want some repairs done to my stove as it has backfires and burnt my knob off.

This is to let you know that there is a smell coming from the man next door.

The toilet seat is cracked: where do I stand?

I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is running away from the wall.

I request your permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen.

Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces.

The person next door has a large erection in his back garden, which is unsightly and dangerous.

Will you please send someone to mend our cracked sidewalk? Yesterday my wife tripped on it and is now pregnant.

Our kitchen floor is very damp, we have two children and would like a third, so will you please send someone to do something about it.

Will you please send a man to look at my water? It is a funny color and not fit to drink.

Would you please send a man to repair my downspout? I am an old-age pensioner and need it straight away.

Could you please send someone to fix our bath tap? My wife got her toe stuck in it and it is very uncomfortable for us.

I want to complain about the farmer across the road. Every morning at 5:30 his cock wakes me up, and it is getting too much.

When the workmen were here, they put their tools in my wife's new drawers and made a mess. Please send men with clean tools to finish the job and keep my wife happy.

Rex · 17-01-07

marvellous!!!

10-10-07

Haha, excellent!

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Sheila Sharma · 13-06-08

Absolutely fantastic. Keep up the good work. I hope we're going to see some more of these in the not too distant future.

shiva_shaan_5 · 04-01-10

i fell off my chair reading these.. thanks

seshiyengar · 09-02-10

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Originally Posted by nakul

Excerpts from actual letters sent to landlords

The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared.

I want some repairs done to my stove as it has backfires and burnt my knob off.

This is to let you know that there is a smell coming from the man next door.

The toilet seat is cracked: where do I stand?

I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is running away from the wall.

I request your permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen.

Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces.

The person next door has a large erection in his back garden, which is unsightly and dangerous.

Will you please send someone to mend our cracked sidewalk? Yesterday my wife tripped on it and is now pregnant.

Our kitchen floor is very damp, we have two children and would like a third, so will you please send someone to do something about it.

Will you please send a man to look at my water? It is a funny color and not fit to drink.

Would you please send a man to repair my downspout? I am an old-age pensioner and need it straight away.

Could you please send someone to fix our bath tap? My wife got her toe stuck in it and it is very uncomfortable for us.

I want to complain about the farmer across the road. Every morning at 5:30 his cock wakes me up, and it is getting too much.

When the workmen were here, they put their tools in my wife's new drawers and made a mess. Please send men with clean tools to finish the job and keep my wife happy.

It's many many years since I exploded in uncontrollable laughter !! My sense of humour has since revived !! Gr8 . Keep it up !! Eagerly await to see more of these !!

Venkytalks · 21-04-10

Lol lol lol

maxcapri · 22-04-10

hahahahahaha:-)

suavedude · 20-10-10

LOL , Thanks for sharing Nakul

vikramwix · 24-11-10

Nice one's to lighten up my mood after reading serious stories in the forum

Keep it up.

15-01-07	#1
nakul New Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 7 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Letters to a landlord Excerpts from actual letters sent to landlords The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared. I want some repairs done to my stove as it has backfires and burnt my knob off. This is to let you know that there is a smell coming from the man next door. The toilet seat is cracked: where do I stand? I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is running away from the wall. I request your permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen. Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces. The person next door has a large erection in his back garden, which is unsightly and dangerous. Will you please send someone to mend our cracked sidewalk? Yesterday my wife tripped on it and is now pregnant. Our kitchen floor is very damp, we have two children and would like a third, so will you please send someone to do something about it. Will you please send a man to look at my water? It is a funny color and not fit to drink. Would you please send a man to repair my downspout? I am an old-age pensioner and need it straight away. Could you please send someone to fix our bath tap? My wife got her toe stuck in it and it is very uncomfortable for us. I want to complain about the farmer across the road. Every morning at 5:30 his cock wakes me up, and it is getting too much. When the workmen were here, they put their tools in my wife's new drawers and made a mess. Please send men with clean tools to finish the job and keep my wife happy.

24-11-10	#10
vikramwix Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Gurgaon Posts: 186 My Mood: Thanks: 0 Thanked 4 Times in 4 Posts	Nice Nice one's to lighten up my mood after reading serious stories in the forum Keep it up.

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17-01-07	#2
Rex Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 56 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	marvellous!!!

10-10-07	#3
puni Unregistered User Posts: n/a	Haha, excellent! .

13-06-08	#4
Sheila Sharma New Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 5 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Absolutely fantastic. Keep up the good work. I hope we're going to see some more of these in the not too distant future.

04-01-10	#5
shiva_shaan_5 New Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 1 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	i fell off my chair reading these.. thanks

21-04-10	#7
Venkytalks Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 2,655 Thanks: 26 Thanked 176 Times in 92 Posts	Lol lol lol

22-04-10	#8
maxcapri Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 553 Thanks: 55 Thanked 31 Times in 26 Posts	hahahahahaha:-)

20-10-10	#9
suavedude Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Delhi Posts: 1,578 Thanks: 125 Thanked 87 Times in 63 Posts	LOL , Thanks for sharing Nakul