Your Rival gets Double. What do you do ? - Indian Real Estate Forum

Pinnacle · 24-01-07

A real estate agent walking along the beach found a bottle. When he rubbed it, lo and behold, a genie appeared.
"I will grant you three wishes," announced the genie. "But since Satan still hates me, for every wish you make,
your rival gets the wish as well -- only double."

The real estate agent thought about this for a while. "For my first wish, I would like ten million dollars," he announced.
Instantly the genie gave him a Swiss bank account number and assured the man that $10,000,000 had been deposited. "
But your rival has just received $20,000,000," the genie said.

"I've always wanted a Ferrari," the agent said.
Instantly a Ferrari appeared. "But your rival has just received two Ferraris," the genie said.
"And what is your last wish?"

"Well," said the salesman, "I've always wanted to donate a kidney for transplant."

Rex · 25-01-07

that's really coooooooooooooollll..........

25-01-07

COOL.

But I was wondering.........jokes apart;

If your Rival gets Double, What Do You Do................

real.estate.healer · 01-08-08

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Originally Posted by Farhan

COOL.

But I was wondering.........jokes apart;

If your Rival gets Double, What Do You Do................

simple ... first you ask for double the money that you want and then wish to lose half of your money in a bad real estate deal ...
Damn ... now I'm cursed with the mind of an agent ... aagh !!

Garry · 31-08-08

Really cooool

a1977capri · 20-02-09

healer
still rival will be richer.
calculate...

wiseman · 20-02-09

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Originally Posted by Pinnacle

A real estate agent walking along the beach found a bottle. When he rubbed it, lo and behold, a genie appeared.
"I will grant you three wishes," announced the genie. "But since Satan still hates me, for every wish you make,
your rival gets the wish as well -- only double."

The real estate agent thought about this for a while. "For my first wish, I would like ten million dollars," he announced.
Instantly the genie gave him a Swiss bank account number and assured the man that $10,000,000 had been deposited. "
But your rival has just received $20,000,000," the genie said.

"I've always wanted a Ferrari," the agent said.
Instantly a Ferrari appeared. "But your rival has just received two Ferraris," the genie said.
"And what is your last wish?"

"Well," said the salesman, "I've always wanted to donate a kidney for transplant."

Pinnacle,

You haven't been around for quite a while. Whats up?

cheers

ks2071746 · 21-02-09

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Originally Posted by wiseman

Pinnacle,

You haven't been around for quite a while. Whats up?

cheers

Dear friend,
Now that he has come back, let us hope to see his many posts very frequently, much useful to the members and guests.

ks2071746:p

suavedude · 20-10-10

Awesome ! Thanks for the laugh mate

ajayg · 22-10-10

Com'on..dont laugh..I know its 2.5 years later I'm replying(this is humour forum anyway)...

If my rival gets double...and IFF i really hate him...I would ask just one wish...."I loose 50% of my TOTAL ASSESTS

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Farhan

COOL.

But I was wondering.........jokes apart;

If your Rival gets Double, What Do You Do................

24-01-07	#1
Pinnacle Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Mumbai, India Posts: 260 My Mood: Thanks: 0 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts	Your Rival gets Double. What do you do ? A real estate agent walking along the beach found a bottle. When he rubbed it, lo and behold, a genie appeared. "I will grant you three wishes," announced the genie. "But since Satan still hates me, for every wish you make, your rival gets the wish as well -- only double." The real estate agent thought about this for a while. "For my first wish, I would like ten million dollars," he announced. Instantly the genie gave him a Swiss bank account number and assured the man that $10,000,000 had been deposited. " But your rival has just received $20,000,000," the genie said. "I've always wanted a Ferrari," the agent said. Instantly a Ferrari appeared. "But your rival has just received two Ferraris," the genie said. "And what is your last wish?" "Well," said the salesman, "I've always wanted to donate a kidney for transplant."

25-01-07	#3
Farhan Unregistered User Posts: n/a	On a serious note........ COOL. But I was wondering.........jokes apart; If your Rival gets Double, What Do You Do................

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Rex Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 56 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	that's really coooooooooooooollll..........

31-08-08	#5
Garry Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 0 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Really cooool

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a1977capri Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 0 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	healer still rival will be richer. calculate...

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suavedude Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Delhi Posts: 1,578 Thanks: 125 Thanked 87 Times in 63 Posts	Awesome ! Thanks for the laugh mate