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  • Communication GAP :)
  • It's like all hill stations in India, we also have a Lover''s Point. :D
  • All employees working with the company are perfectly aligned to the CEO's vision. Our bridges however have no such requirement.
  • Stunt director of Speed 3 - Speed-breaker: To increase the suspense, we have removed the ramp, moved the location from an elevated highway to a bridge and shifted the alignment by two lanes. Want to know whether Sandra, Keanu and the passengers make it ? See the movie to find out.
  • Foreman: My boss told me to always be ready to bridge the gap, but this is crazy!
  • Optimist: The bridge is actually a 6 lane work in progress. Two of the lanes are yet to be built.
  • We have adopted lean construction methods - to construct a 4 lane bridge, we simultaneously start from both banks with two of the lanes and then add two more lanes on the left.
  • Two additional lanes on my left or your left of the two lane ? Let us not argue and add them on both our lefts.
  • Civil engineer overseeing the project: Why are you blaming me ? Blame the system. Bridge alignment was not in our syllabus.
  • Local neta: Itne bade desh mein aisi choti choti baatein hote rahte hain. (In such a big country, such trivial incidents keep happening)
  • Law enforcement and the bridge builder have collaborated to reduce the possibility of drag racing on this bridge. After completion, the leftmost lanes would be reserved for drag races.
  • Lanes to nowhere are now here.
  • Leveraging the best practices from the IT industry, in our latest bridge designs, we have introduced hot swappable redundant lanes.
  • We follow the 50% rule in all our constructions, including bridges and their alignment.
  • The good news: The builder has agreed to charge us for only two of the four lanes contracted.
    The bad news: After completion, only two of the lanes would actually be usable.