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Apologies to everyone in advance for this thread but i think something like this will lighten up the mood for everyone ....if some people also contributes there share of RE/Money/Insurance/Loan etc related jokes everyday....I think that will be cool.

Here is my first one - which i just love

One day many years ago at a school in South London a teacher said to
the class of 5-year-olds, "I'll give £20 to the child who can tell me who was the most
respected man, whom people consider God, who ever lived."

An Irish boy put his hand up and said, " It was St. Patrick ."
The teacher said, "Sorry Alan, that's not correct."

Then a Scottish boy put his hand up and said, " It was St. Andrew ."
The teacher replied, "I'm sorry, Hamish, that's not right either.

Finally, a Gujarati boy raised his hand and said, " It was Jesus Christ ."
The teacher said, "That's absolutely right, Jayant, come up here and
I'll give you the £20."

As the teacher was giving Jayant his money, she said, "You know
Jayant, since you are Gujarati, I was very surprised you said Jesus
Christ." Jayant replied, "Yes, in my heart I knew it was Lord Krishna, but
business is business!"


:-))))

Regards
Sbajaj
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  • Originally Posted by MANOJa
    If you cross the "The North Korean" border illegally, you get .....
    12 years hard labour in an isolated prison .....

    If you cross the "Afghan" border illegally, you get .....
    shot .....

    If you cross the "Saudi Arabian" border illegally, you get .....
    jailed .....

    If you cross the "Chinese" border illegally, you get .....
    kidnapped and may be never heard of - again .....

    If you cross the "Venezuelan" border illegally, you get ......
    branded as a spy and your fate sealed .....

    If you cross the "Cuban" border illegally, you get .....
    thrown into a political prison to rot .....

    If you cross the "British" border illegally, you get
    ...... arrested, prosecuted, sent to prison and be
    deported after serving your sentence .....

    *Now ..... if you were to cross the "Indian" border illegally, you
    get .....

    1. A Ration Card

    2. A passport ( even more than one - if you please ! )

    3. A driver's licence

    4. A voter identity card

    5. Credit cards

    6. Subsidies

    7. Job reservation

    8. Special privileges for minorities

    9. Government housing on subsidized rent

    10. Loan to buy a house

    11. Free education

    12. Free health care

    13. A lobbyist in New Delhi, with a bunch of media morons and a
    bigger bunch of human rights activists promoting your " cause "

    14. The right to talk about secularism, which you have not heard
    about in your own country !

    15. An army of d*ckheads who will desecrate a monument of national honour citing perceived atrocities on you, if anyone tries to question your Privileges

    16. And of-course ..... voting rights to elect corrupt politicians
    who will promote your community for their selfish interest in
    securing your votes !!!



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  • Originally Posted by MANOJa
    If you cross the "The North Korean" border illegally, you get .....
    12 years hard labour in an isolated prison .....

    If you cross the "Afghan" border illegally, you get .....
    shot .....

    If you cross the "Saudi Arabian" border illegally, you get .....
    jailed .....

    If you cross the "Chinese" border illegally, you get .....
    kidnapped and may be never heard of - again .....

    If you cross the "Venezuelan" border illegally, you get ......
    branded as a spy and your fate sealed .....

    If you cross the "Cuban" border illegally, you get .....
    thrown into a political prison to rot .....

    If you cross the "British" border illegally, you get
    ...... arrested, prosecuted, sent to prison and be
    deported after serving your sentence .....

    *Now ..... if you were to cross the "Indian" border illegally, you
    get .....

    1. A Ration Card

    2. A passport ( even more than one - if you please ! )

    3. A driver's licence

    4. A voter identity card

    5. Credit cards

    6. Subsidies

    7. Job reservation

    8. Special privileges for minorities

    9. Government housing on subsidized rent

    10. Loan to buy a house

    11. Free education

    12. Free health care

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    bigger bunch of human rights activists promoting your " cause "

    14. The right to talk about secularism, which you have not heard
    about in your own country !

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    16. And of-course ..... voting rights to elect corrupt politicians
    who will promote your community for their selfish interest in
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    Thanks


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