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- One day there was this little boy named Johny he had to go to the bathroom so he raised his hand and asked the teacher "can I go to the bathroom." she said no. Then 5 mins later he raised his hand and said "damit I have to p*ss can I go to the bathroom."She said "no not with that mouth."She said now go to the corner and say your a,b,c''s.frontwords and backwords He went to the corner and said "a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k,l,m,n,o,q,r,s,t,u,v,w,x,y,z" Then he said "z,y,x,w,v,u,t,s,r,q,o,n,m,l,k,j,i,h,g,f,e,d,c,b,a" Then she said "Where is the p." Lil Johny said "Running down my leg."CommentQuote1Flag
- A Doctor and his wife were having a heated argument at breakfast.
The Doctor, clearly miffed, blurts to his wife, "You aren't so good in bed either!" and stormed off to work.
By midmorning, he decided he'd better make amends and phoned home.
After many rings, his wife, clearly out of breath, answers the phone. "What took you so long to answer and why are you panting?"
"I was in bed."
"What in the world are you doing in bed at this hour?"
"I was getting a second opinion."CommentQuote0Flag
- 1 dost dosre dost se:yaar kal paper hai, tu mujhe subah jaldi utha dena.,
Doosra DostL:Mera Pakad kar so ja, ye subah mujhse pehle uth jata hai11CommentQuote0Flag
- Define "IDIOT"?
He is someone who visits an Ice Cream Parlour instead of Chemist Shop when his girlfriend
"I love Chocolate flavor".Gm.CommentQuote0Flag
- Jeevan ka sabse bada jhatka:
Jab Pati Suhag raat ki taiyari kar raha ho
BV Bole:Suno G Plz.,
Condom Kohinoor ka hi lagana,
Dusre se mujhe allergy hai...CommentQuote0Flag
Suhag raat photo.CommentQuote0Flag