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- Teacher: 'What is your name?'
Student: 'Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.'
Teacher: 'When I ask a question in English, answer it in English.'
Student: 'My name is Sunlight.
Teacher: 'What is your name?'.
Student: 'My name is Beautiful Red Underwear'
Teacher: 'What kind of a name is this? Don't joke tell me the right name'
Student: 'My name is Sunderlal Chadda."
Teacher: What happened in 1869?
Student: Gandhiji was born.
Teacher: What happened in 1873?
Student: Gandhiji was four years old.
Teacher: What is the full form of maths?
Student: Mentally affected teachers harassing students
Teacher: Now children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing?
Student: BROTHERLY LOVE
Teacher: Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August?
Student: A holiday
Teacher: 'Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? '
Johnny: 'Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.'
Teacher: How old is ur father.
Sunny: As old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible?
Sunny: He became father only after I was born. (1st Rank)
Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs3/kg...Then, what is my age?
Student: 32 yrs.
Teacher: How do you know?
Student: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.CommentQuote0Flag
- What would you say If a Cow Dances??
- https://www.indianrealestateforum.com/forum/iref%C2%AE-lounge/the-off-topic-forum/real-estate-humour/33227-report-offensive-jokes-humour?t=35031Originally Posted by IGRMWe don't produce any of the jokes by ourselves. All of them are submitted by our members. Some of the jokes may contain very limited profanity. If you are very easily offended, we advise that you should not browse through this section.
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- This is really christmas Gift. Although i know the pain. but still thankful to Phases.CommentQuote0Flag
- Arz Karda Haan, Ohna Di Gali To Gujre
Taan Ohna Da Chobara Nazar Aaya,
Wah Ji Wah…
Ohda Baapu Bahar Aa Ke Boleya,
Hath Pair Tod Devanga, Je Fer Nazar Aaya…CommentQuote0Flag
- Munna: Ye sala College ka fullform kya hota hai?
Circuit: Apun ko malum hai na bhai
- इंगलिश की क्लास में गोलू लेट पहुंचा
इंगलिश टीचर: गोलू, व्हाय आर यू सो लेट ?
गोलू : सर वो ना ….
टीचर: गोलू स्पीक इन इंग़लिश
गोलू: सर माय कार वाज फसिंग इन कीचड़, नो हिलिंग नो डुलिंग, ओनली पो.. पो.. पा.. पा.. करिंग !!CommentQuote0Flag
- Santa Zebra Crossing Ke Black & White Lines Par
Baar-Baar Idhar-Udhar Chal Raha Tha,
Soch Raha Tha Ki
Ye Piano Bajta Kyo Nahi.CommentQuote0Flag
- Marriage is like a public toilet . Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out.
No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life:
Because, there is always a better model in the neighborhood.
Searching these keywords on Google`How to tackle wife?`
Google search result, "Good day sir, Even we are searching".
Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.
It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!
Whisky is a brilliant invention. One double and you start feeling single again.
A friend recently explained, why he refuses to get married.
He says, "The wedding rings look like a miniature handcuffs".
It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she love the most and when a man does that.
The slide show begins.
Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt:
All girls are devils, but my wife is the queen of them.
And now the latest & the best of all!!
Imagine, living with 3 wives in one compound and never leaving the house for 5 years. Osama Bin Laden must have called the US Navy Seals himself!!CommentQuote0Flag
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Merry Christmas to U allCommentQuote0Flag