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- remember the situation 5 years back
Remember the situation 5 years backCommentQuote0Flag
- Originally Posted by plannerThink Why??
nIND asani se naa ae islyeCommentQuote0Flag
- How true it looks?????
How true it looks??????CommentQuote0Flag
- Judge-Faansi se pehle kis se Milna chahoge?
Judge-Maa Baap se Nahi.
SANTA-Maa Baap to Agla Janm hote e Mil Jaynge BV K Liye 21yr wait Krna PadegaCommentQuote1Flag
- Police wale ne car wale ko roka-
Ye 'suraksha week' hai. Aap belt pehn kr car chala rhe ho, isliye aapko Rs5000 ka inaam dia jata hai.
Aap is inaam ka kya karoge?
Car Drivr- Main is inaam se apna drivng licence bnwaunga.
Pichhli seat pr baithi uski maa boli- Iski baat ka yakin mat kro. Ye sharab pi kr kuch b bolta hai.
Uske papa bole- Mujhe pta tha ki chori ki car me hm zyada dur nhi ja paenge.
Tabhi dikki se awaz ayi Bhai hmne border paar kr lia kya?CommentQuote2Flag
- Ladki Ka Baap Ladke Se Puchta Hai.
Baap: “Tum Meri Beti Se Kab Se Pyar Karte Ho?”
Ladka: “4 Mahine Se”
Baap: “Main Kaise Yaqeen Kar Loon?”
Ladka: “Mat Karo 5 Mahine Baad Khud Hi Ho Jayega“CommentQuote0Flag
- ====For Easy Delivery (Pregnant Lady)
For Easy Delivery (No sergical operation -Guranteeeeee)
Unbelivable but true
In homeopathic shop Any place, you can find the Bio-Chemic medicine (BioCombination # 26). Ge it one fiel. Very Cheap (80Rs Maximum). Try to get good comapny (Fr Mular / German / SBG etc). Tell this medicine and use (Suggest the people to ask this medicine with any homeopathic doctor or even seller or on net).There are so many Homeopathic medicines aqlso === Check in google.
Also check this below link ---Please.
biochemic combinat - Google Search ion+no+26&oq=biochemic+combination+&gs_l=serp.1.7. 0l10.119436.121169.0.1248184.108.40.206.0.0.0.464.1590.0 j6j0j1j1.8.0.les%3B..0.0...1c.1.Mn9t2alPyCoCommentQuote0Flag
- Girl Asked: Kisi Larke Ki Bhut Sari GFs Hon To Wo Talented Kehlata Hai, Lekin Kisi Larki k Bhut Saray BFs Hon To Usay Chaalu Q Kaha Jata Hai?
Boy With Golden Words: 'Qadar Us Chaabi Ki Hoti Hai Jo Boht Se Taalo Ko Khol Saky, Na k Us Taaly Ki Jo Har Chaabi Se Khul Jaye..' :DCommentQuote0Flag
- Three Dreams of a Man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks..
To be as rich as his child believes..
To have as many woman as his wife suspects!!CommentQuote1Flag
- Sardar Get Engaged with girl,
soon he came 2 know she had no affair b4,
he brokn the relation every 1 asked the reason!
He said"JO KISI OR KI NA HO SAKI WOH MERI KIA HOGI?CommentQuote0Flag
- Height Of Girl’s Stupidity…
They Wont Even Give There Phone No. Even To A Known Person
But They Give All There Private Details To An Unknown TailorCommentQuote0Flag
- Gabbar- Kitne Admi the?
Sambha- Sarkar 2
Gabbar- Mujhe ginti nahi aati, 2 kitne hote hai??
Sambha- 2 1 ke Baad aata hai.
Gabbar- aur 2 ke pehle??
Sambha- 2 ke pehle 1 aata hai.
Gabbr- To bich me kaun aata hai?
Sambha- Bich me koi nahi aata.
Gabbar- To fir Dono ek sath kyon nahi aate?
Sambha- 2 1 ke bad hi aa sakta hai kyon ki 2 1 se bada hai,
Gabbar- 2 1 se Kitna bada hai?
Samba- Sun Saale goli marni hai to mar de,
tune sirf namak khilaya hai, chavnprash nahi !!CommentQuote0Flag
- A judge asked a defendant to please stand. You are charged with murdering a school teacher with a chainsaw.
From out in the audience a man shouted, Lying Pig!
Silence in the court! the judge shouted back to the man.
He turned to the defendant and said, You are also charged with killing a paperboy with a shovel.
Mongrel! yelled the man again.
Quiet! yelled the judge who continued, You are also charged with killing a mailman with an electric drill.
Son of a... the man started to shout when the judge thundered back, If you don't tell me reason for your outbursts right now, I will hold you in contempt of court!
So the man answered, I've lived next to that man for ten years now, but he never had a tool when I needed to borrow one!”CommentQuote0Flag
- Garib ka beta:
Maa mene sapna dekha ke mera 1 pair
Zameen par aur dusra aasman mein..
Maa: Is tarah ke sapne mat dekha kar,
Ek hi chaddi hai wo bhi phat jayegi.. :DCommentQuote0Flag