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Apologies to everyone in advance for this thread but i think something like this will lighten up the mood for everyone ....if some people also contributes there share of RE/Money/Insurance/Loan etc related jokes everyday....I think that will be cool.

Here is my first one - which i just love

One day many years ago at a school in South London a teacher said to
the class of 5-year-olds, "I'll give £20 to the child who can tell me who was the most
respected man, whom people consider God, who ever lived."

An Irish boy put his hand up and said, " It was St. Patrick ."
The teacher said, "Sorry Alan, that's not correct."

Then a Scottish boy put his hand up and said, " It was St. Andrew ."
The teacher replied, "I'm sorry, Hamish, that's not right either.

Finally, a Gujarati boy raised his hand and said, " It was Jesus Christ ."
The teacher said, "That's absolutely right, Jayant, come up here and
I'll give you the £20."

As the teacher was giving Jayant his money, she said, "You know
Jayant, since you are Gujarati, I was very surprised you said Jesus
Christ." Jayant replied, "Yes, in my heart I knew it was Lord Krishna, but
business is business!"


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  • remember the situation 5 years back

    Remember the situation 5 years back
  • Originally Posted by planner
    Think Why??

    nIND asani se naa ae islye
  • How true it looks?????

    How true it looks??????
  • Judge-Faansi se pehle kis se Milna chahoge?

    SANTA-BV se

    Judge-Maa Baap se Nahi.

    SANTA-Maa Baap to Agla Janm hote e Mil Jaynge BV K Liye 21yr wait Krna Padega
  • Police wale ne car wale ko roka-

    Ye 'suraksha week' hai. Aap belt pehn kr car chala rhe ho, isliye aapko Rs5000 ka inaam dia jata hai.

    Aap is inaam ka kya karoge?

    Car Drivr- Main is inaam se apna drivng licence bnwaunga.

    Pichhli seat pr baithi uski maa boli- Iski baat ka yakin mat kro. Ye sharab pi kr kuch b bolta hai.

    Uske papa bole- Mujhe pta tha ki chori ki car me hm zyada dur nhi ja paenge.

    Tabhi dikki se awaz ayi Bhai hmne border paar kr lia kya?
  • Ladki Ka Baap Ladke Se Puchta Hai.

    Baap: “Tum Meri Beti Se Kab Se Pyar Karte Ho?”

    Ladka: “4 Mahine Se”

    Baap: “Main Kaise Yaqeen Kar Loon?”

    Ladka: “Mat Karo 5 Mahine Baad Khud Hi Ho Jayega“
  • ====For Easy Delivery (Pregnant Lady)
    For Easy Delivery (No sergical operation -Guranteeeeee)
    Unbelivable but true

    In homeopathic shop Any place, you can find the Bio-Chemic medicine (BioCombination # 26). Ge it one fiel. Very Cheap (80Rs Maximum). Try to get good comapny (Fr Mular / German / SBG etc). Tell this medicine and use (Suggest the people to ask this medicine with any homeopathic doctor or even seller or on net).There are so many Homeopathic medicines aqlso === Check in google.
    Also check this below link ---Please.
    biochemic combinat - Google Search ion+no+26&oq=biochemic+combination+&gs_l=serp.1.7. 0l10.119436.121169.0.124892. j6j0j1j1.8.0.les%3B..0.0...1c.1.Mn9t2alPyCo
  • Girl Asked: Kisi Larke Ki Bhut Sari GFs Hon To Wo Talented Kehlata Hai, Lekin Kisi Larki k Bhut Saray BFs Hon To Usay Chaalu Q Kaha Jata Hai?
    Boy With Golden Words: 'Qadar Us Chaabi Ki Hoti Hai Jo Boht Se Taalo Ko Khol Saky, Na k Us Taaly Ki Jo Har Chaabi Se Khul Jaye..' :D
  • Three Dreams of a Man:
    To be as handsome as his mother thinks..
    To be as rich as his child believes..
    To have as many woman as his wife suspects!!
  • Sardar Get Engaged with girl,
    soon he came 2 know she had no affair b4,
    he brokn the relation every 1 asked the reason!
  • Height Of Girl’s Stupidity…

    They Wont Even Give There Phone No. Even To A Known Person

    But They Give All There Private Details To An Unknown Tailor
  • Gabbar- Kitne Admi the?
    Sambha- Sarkar 2
    Gabbar- Mujhe ginti nahi aati, 2 kitne hote hai??
    Sambha- 2 1 ke Baad aata hai.
    Gabbar- aur 2 ke pehle??
    Sambha- 2 ke pehle 1 aata hai.
    Gabbr- To bich me kaun aata hai?
    Sambha- Bich me koi nahi aata.
    Gabbar- To fir Dono ek sath kyon nahi aate?
    Sambha- 2 1 ke bad hi aa sakta hai kyon ki 2 1 se bada hai,
    Gabbar- 2 1 se Kitna bada hai?
    Samba- Sun Saale goli marni hai to mar de,
    tune sirf namak khilaya hai, chavnprash nahi !!
  • A judge asked a defendant to please stand. You are charged with murdering a school teacher with a chainsaw.

    From out in the audience a man shouted, Lying Pig!

    Silence in the court! the judge shouted back to the man.

    He turned to the defendant and said, You are also charged with killing a paperboy with a shovel.

    Mongrel! yelled the man again.

    Quiet! yelled the judge who continued, You are also charged with killing a mailman with an electric drill.

    Son of a... the man started to shout when the judge thundered back, If you don't tell me reason for your outbursts right now, I will hold you in contempt of court!

    So the man answered, I've lived next to that man for ten years now, but he never had a tool when I needed to borrow one!”
  • Garib ka beta:
    Maa mene sapna dekha ke mera 1 pair
    Zameen par aur dusra aasman mein..

    Maa: Is tarah ke sapne mat dekha kar,
    Ek hi chaddi hai wo bhi phat jayegi.. :D
  • lol