A guy enters into the real estate office and hands over his application to the broker. The broker while scanning the sheet notices that the applicant has been fired from every real estate office he has ever worked for. "I must say," says the executive, "your work history is terrible. You've been fired from every real estate office."
The man proudly says "YES".
"Well," the broker continues, "there's not much positive in that."
"Hey!" says the guy. "At least I'm not a quitter."