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Heaven and Hell


Heaven and Hell

Last updated: August 27 2012
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  • Heaven and Hell

    i want to thank indianrealestateforum team to add this new category - Real Estate Humour, This is something suiting my temperament.....

    Real estate really becomes nerve racking at times when you have to just let it all go and take a glimpse at the funny side of this profession. And U gave all of us a nice platform to ticke ourselves as well as others.

    So, here the one from my side....


    A property manager dies and soon finds himself standing in front of St. Peter. St. Peter tells him "You have a choice of going to heaven or to hell and I suggest you check them both out before deciding." So he chooses to check out hell first.

    He goes down to hell and finds himself in the middle of the biggest party he has ever seen. People are dancing and drinking and doing the limbo (and nobody's doing the Macarena!). Everyone is laughing and having a great time.

    Next St. Peter takes him up to heaven to look around. Everything is white and pristine. People are speaking softly about philosophy and mathematical formulas. Others are simply contemplative and serene. He's bored in about five minutes.

    St. Peter then says to the property manager, "I want you to sleep on it and meet me back here in the morning to let me know your decision." The next morning he comes back and says to St. Peter, "Heaven is very nice and all, but hell looks great, so I've decided that I want to go to hell". So St. Peter puts him on the escalator down to hell.

    When he gets there he sees Satan whipping people and there's fire everywhere and everyone is screaming in pain. So he goes over to Satan and says "Hey, what gives here? Yesterday I came here to check the place out and everyone had me partying and it looked like a great time. What happened?"

    Satan looks at him and says "You used to be a property manager so you ought to know the answer to your own question. Yesterday you were a prospect. Today you're just another resident!
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    Re : Heaven and Hell

    Really Nice Joke... Ha Ha ha.....


    • #3


      Re : Heaven and Hell


      I loved this joke.It's a masterpiece!


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        Re : Heaven and Hell

        Hahhaha, nice joke.


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          Re : Heaven and Hell

          really nice


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