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Real Estate office Lingo's

Last updated: January 24 2007
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    "SEEKING CANDIDATES WITH A WIDE VARIETY OF EXPERIENCE: " You'll need it to replace three people who just left.

    "PROBLEM-SOLVING SKILLS A MUST:" You're walking into a company in perpetual chaos.

    "REQUIRES TEAM LEADERSHIP SKILLS:" You'll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect.

    "GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS:" Management communicates, you listen, figure out what they want and do.

    "I'M EXTREMELY ADEPT AT ALL MANNER OF OFFICE ORGANIZATION:"I've used Microsoft Office.

    "I'M HONEST, HARD-WORKING AND DEPENDABLE:" I pilfer office supplies.

    "MY PERTINENT WORK EXPERIENCE INCLUDES:" I hope you don't ask me about all the McJobs I've had.

    "I TAKE PRIDE IN MY WORK:" I blame others for my mistakes.

    "I'M PERSONABLE:" I give lots of unsolicited personal advice to co-workers.

    "I'M EXTREMELY PROFESSIONAL:" I carry a Day-Timer.

    "I AM ADAPTABLE:" I've changed jobs a lot.

    "I AM ON THE GO:" I'm never at my desk.

    "I'M HIGHLY MOTIVATED TO SUCCEED:" The minute I find a better job, I'm outta there.

    "I LOOK FORWARD TO HEARING FROM YOU SOON:" Like, I'm gonna hold my breath waiting for your form letter thanking me "for my interest and wishing me luck in my future career".
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