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Old July 3 2012, 06:05 PM   #3941
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Math Ke Master Ne Ek Din Class Mein Pappu Se Puchha

Master: “Agar Main Tumhe 2 Billi Du, Fir 2 Billi Du Aur Fir 2 Billi Aur Du To Tumhare Pas Kitni Billiya Ho Jayengi?”

Pappu: “Ji, 7”

Master: “Nahi, Mera Sawal Dobara Dhayan Se Suno, Agar Main Tumhe 2 Billi Du, Fir 2 Billi Du Aur Fir 2 Billi Aur Du To Tumhare Pas Kitni Billiya Ho Jayengi?”

Pappu: “Master Ji 7”

Master: “Hmm, Main Tumhe Alag Tarike Se Samjhata Hun, Agar Main Tumhe 2 Seb Du, Fir 2 Seb Du Aur Fir 2 Seb Aur Du To Tumhare Paas Kitne Seb Ho Jayenge?”

Pappu: “Ji 6”

Master Khush Hote Hue: “Bahut Achhe, Ab Agar Main Tumhe 2 Billi Du, Fir 2 Billi Du Aur Fir 2 Billi Aur Du To Tumhare Pas Kitni Billiya Ho Jayengi?”

Pappu: “7”

Master Ko Ab Gussa Aa Gaya Aur Vo Pappu Ko Gaaliya Dete Hue Bola

Master: “Abe Sale Tere Pas 7 Kidhar Se Ho Jayengi?”

Pappu Bhi Gali Dete Hue Bola: “ Kyunki Mere Pas Ghar Par 1 Billi Pahle Se Hi Hai“
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Old July 3 2012, 06:07 PM   #3942
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A Teacher Asks The Class To Name Things That End With ‘Tor‘ And That Eat Things

The First Little Boy Says: “Alligator.”

Teacher: “Very Good, That’s A Big Word.”

The Second Boy Says: “Predator.”

Teacher: “Yes, That’s Another Big Word. Well Done.”

Little Johnny Says: “Vibrator, Miss.”

After Nearly Falling Off Her Chair, She Says: “That Is A Big Word, But It Doesn’t Eat Anything.”

Johnny: “Well My Sister Has One And She Says It Eats Batteries Like There’s No Tomorrow!“
 
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Teacher In Johnny’s School Asked The Class What Their Parents Did For A Living.

One Little Girl Said Her Father Was A Doctor, Another Said Her Mother Was An Engineer.

When It Was Little Johnny’s Turn, He Stood Up And Said: “My Mom’s A Call-girl”

Naturally, After That Remark, He Got Sent Off To The Principal’s Office. Then, 15 Minutes Later, He Returned.

So The Teacher Asked: “Did You Tell The Principal What You Said In Class?”

Johnny Said, “Yes.”

Teacher: “Well, What Did The Principal Say?”

Johnny: “He Said That Every Job Is Important In Our Economy, Gave Me An And Asked For My Phone Number!“
 
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Sher sherni ko kiss karne laga

Sherni usey rok ke idhar udhar dekhne lagi

Sher:kya hua?

Sherni-Dekh rahi hu aas pass mein Discovery ya Animal Planet wale to nahi, saale MMS bana dete hain!
 
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A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,

When her friends asked her what happened?

She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,

"I thought It was MONEY"
 
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