|September 2 2012, 09:26 PM||#5511|
If you cross the "The North Korean" border illegally, you get .....
12 years hard labour in an isolated prison .....
If you cross the "Afghan" border illegally, you get .....
If you cross the "Saudi Arabian" border illegally, you get .....
If you cross the "Chinese" border illegally, you get .....
kidnapped and may be never heard of - again .....
If you cross the "Venezuelan" border illegally, you get ......
branded as a spy and your fate sealed .....
If you cross the "Cuban" border illegally, you get .....
thrown into a political prison to rot .....
If you cross the "British" border illegally, you get
...... arrested, prosecuted, sent to prison and be
deported after serving your sentence .....
*Now ..... if you were to cross the "Indian" border illegally, you
1. A Ration Card
2. A passport ( even more than one - if you please ! )
3. A driver's licence
4. A voter identity card
5. Credit cards
7. Job reservation
8. Special privileges for minorities
9. Government housing on subsidized rent
10. Loan to buy a house
11. Free education
12. Free health care
13. A lobbyist in New Delhi, with a bunch of media morons and a
bigger bunch of human rights activists promoting your " cause "
14. The right to talk about secularism, which you have not heard
about in your own country !
15. An army of d*ckheads who will desecrate a monument of national honour citing perceived atrocities on you, if anyone tries to question your Privileges
16. And of-course ..... voting rights to elect corrupt politicians
who will promote your community for their selfish interest in
securing your votes !!!
|September 2 2012, 09:43 PM||#5516|
Almost Half of the day I was dreamming that I have got the money and became rich & Powerful like Kanda. Also dreamming that acting like Kanda (Hope u understood what I mean)
then how to avoid cases like ....Geetika etc.
Friends, all are blamming Kanda -- No one blamming those girls who were exployting Kanda (I mean .......,). They should also be put behind bar.
If some one says that Kanda has been used by so many beautifoooooooool Girls of 18years around for his money then ............
Pls don't pass this massage to my Fatty Blacky Nagging Wife,====Please
|September 3 2012, 09:14 AM||#5518|
can not 'like' it as this is the ugly truth of our nation. Another ugly truth is than within less than 100 yrs we would have our own East Timor somewhere, courtesy 2 these gentlemen in khadi. Our generations would curse us to let this happened.
|September 3 2012, 10:13 AM||#5519|
Politically === No Comments
Humanity ground == We need to help others as much we can. We all are in this mortal world for few more years. After that no more Planner , no more other members of IREF even no IREF.
Indians running to Western Countries, This 'Planner" run to Middle east only for money and better quality of life (This is mine case, not commenting on all the people).
Let's help others to enjoy the life in this Lord's mortal world.
Koi Gila Sikwa nahi == Abhi Beer ka order deta huin (In middle east only non-alchohalic beer is available).
|September 3 2012, 12:06 PM||#5520|
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