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Old October 9 2012, 06:59 AM   #6141
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One Day Priest Lost His Cock (Murga)

He Asked In Church: "Does Anyone Has A Cock?"

All The Men Stood Up

Then He Asked: "Does Anyone Has Seen A Cock?"

All Women Stood Up

Finally He Asked: "Has Anyone Seen My Cock?"

Nuns Stood Up..
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Old October 9 2012, 07:06 AM   #6142
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1. Tension is when wife is pregnant!

2. Terror is when girlfriend is pregnant!

3. Horror is when both are pregnant!

4. Tragedy is when you are not responsible for both!
 
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प्लॉट के लिए आवेदन करने पहुंचे 'रॉयल गरीब'


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में सोने का कड़ा , गले में चेन , उंगली में अंगूठी और कार व बाइक की सवारी फिर भी गरीब। सेक्टर -14 स्थित हरियाणा अर्बन डिवेलपमेंट अथॉरिटी ( हूडा ) ऑफिस में कुछ ऐसे ही गरीब पहुंच रहे हैं। यहां गरीबी रेखा से नीचे जीवनयापन करने वाले लोगों के लिए सेक्टर -10 ए में 17 प्लॉट को लेकर आवेदन आमंत्रित किए गए थे। सोमवार को आवेदन फॉर्मों को जमा करवाने का अंतिम दिन था। यहां पहुंचे 90 पर्सेंट लोग कार और बाइक से पहुंचे , जबकि शर्त यह है कि 2500 रुपये से अधिक मासिक आय वाला व्यक्ति गरीब नहीं है।

8 अगस्त को आवेदन आमंत्रित किए गए थे। आवेदकों को 8 अक्टूबर तक आवेदन फॉर्मों को जमा करवाना था। फॉर्म के साथ ईडब्ल्यूएस का राशन कार्ड लगाकर हरियाणा का निवासी होने का डोमेसाइल भी देना था। इस स्कीम के तहत 4 अक्टूबर तक 8000 फॉर्म पहुंचें थे , जिसमें से सभी बिक गए थे। 5 अक्टूबर को 1500 और फॉर्म पहुंचे , जिनमें से 300 फॉर्म तो उसी दिन बिक गए। सोमवार को ऑफिस खुलते ही फॉर्म खरीदने और जमा करवाने वालों की भीड़ इकट्ठा हो गई। सुबह से लेकर शाम तक करीब 1000 फॉर्म बेचे गए। इसी दौरान 1200 से अधिक फॉर्म जमा किए गए।

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